5909
John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
5908
Sgt. Hulka:
Lighten up Frances.
-Sgt. Hulka
-Sgt. Hulka
5907
Soldiers:
(commander) and just what kind of training have you been doing? (soldiers) Army training Sir! (Commander) Is it true that you have been doing it without a Platoon Leader? (soldiers) That's The Fact Jack!
-Soldiers
-Soldiers
5906
Recruiting Officer:
Are either of you gay? (Reitman) No, but we're willing to try.
-Recruiting Officer
-Recruiting Officer
5905
Base Commander:
Have that removed.
-Base Commander
-Base Commander
5904
Francis:
My name's Francis, but my friends call me Psycho. Any of you call me Francis, and I'll kill you. And any of you touch my stuff, and I'll kill you. And any of you "homo's" touch me, and I'll kill you.
-Francis
-Francis
5903
Jack Winger:
You ever had the Aunt Jemima treatment?
-Jack Winger
-Jack Winger
5902
Jon winger:
Chicks dig me... because I rarely wear underwear.
-Jon winger
-Jon winger
5901
Ox and Winger:
A lean mean fighting machine
-Ox and Winger
-Ox and Winger
5900
John Winger:
That's a fact, Jack!
-John Winger
-John Winger
