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    5909
      John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
      5908
        Sgt. Hulka:
        Lighten up Frances.
        -Sgt. Hulka
        5907
          Soldiers:
          (commander) and just what kind of training have you been doing? (soldiers) Army training Sir! (Commander) Is it true that you have been doing it without a Platoon Leader? (soldiers) That's The Fact Jack!
          -Soldiers
          5906
            Recruiting Officer:
            Are either of you gay? (Reitman) No, but we're willing to try.
            -Recruiting Officer
            5905
              Base Commander:
              Have that removed.
              -Base Commander
              5904
                Francis:
                My name's Francis, but my friends call me Psycho. Any of you call me Francis, and I'll kill you. And any of you touch my stuff, and I'll kill you. And any of you "homo's" touch me, and I'll kill you.
                -Francis
                5903
                  Jack Winger:
                  You ever had the Aunt Jemima treatment?
                  -Jack Winger
                  5902
                    Jon winger:
                    Chicks dig me... because I rarely wear underwear.

                    -Jon winger
                    5901
                      Ox and Winger:
                      A lean mean fighting machine
                      -Ox and Winger
                      5900
                        John Winger:
                        That's a fact, Jack!
                        -John Winger