The Wiz Quotes
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      (Lion) My name is Fleetwood Coup Devill
      28821
        Come on now, ease on down, ease on down the road!
        -Dorthy
        28820
          King of the Jungle! King of the Cowards.
          -Scarecrow and Tin Man
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            Cowardly Lion:
            Don't give up the shoes, Dorothy!
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              Aunt Em: (To Dorothy) "Girl, you know are 24 years old and you've never been south of 125th Street."
              28817
                Can't you feel a brand new day can't you feel a brand new day? Winkies
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                  so, you're dorothy, huh? YOU MURDERED MY SISTA!-Evilene
                  28815
                    Scarecrow:"Where the little boys at?"
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                      Tin Man:
                      Even if I had to go back to that junk pile, even as Teenie's seat cushion, I wouldn't mind, because I have known real love.
                      -Tin Man
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                        Scarecrow and Dorothy:
                        Fame, fortune, all are illusions. The only real thing is friendship." "That's lovely. Who said that?" "I did.
                        -Scarecrow and Dorothy
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                          Cowardly Lion:
                          Oh, I should've stayed back at the library...
                          -Cowardly Lion
                          28811
                            Evilene:
                            Suffering is food for the soul, right? Then suffer!!
                            -Evilene
                            28810
                              Evilene and Winkie:
                              All lunch hours are cancelled!" "Please oh beautiful one! We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
                              -Evilene and Winkie
                              28809
                                Dorothy and Lion:
                                Come with us to the Emerald City!" "I can't!" "Why not?" "I'm scared!
                                -Dorothy and Lion
                                28808
                                  Aunt Em:
                                  You get me so worked up I'm beginning to sound like a Jewish mother.
                                  -Aunt Em
                                  28807
                                    Lion:
                                    How DARE you touch the personage of a king, you tacky package of horse fodder!!
                                    -Lion
                                    28806
                                      Lion:
                                      I.B.O.K! Incapable of being king!
                                      -Lion
                                      28805
                                        TinMan:
                                        OH TEENIE!!! OH TEENIE!!
                                        -TinMan
                                        28804
                                          Dorothy and TinMan:
                                          But everyone has a heart. Alas, everyone except yours truly.
                                          -Dorothy and TinMan
                                          28803
                                            TinMan:
                                            The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, razor sharp wit and irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot to add was a heart.
                                            -TinMan