Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
      The Shedder?
      Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw
        The Shredder:
        You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
          Casey Jones: [about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
          April: Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years.
            Casey Jones: Lead the way, Toots.
            April: "Toots"?
            Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah - Princess! You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
            April: Hey, you know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
            Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
            April: Casey, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.
              Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
              Michaelangelo: No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!
                God, I love being a turtle!
                  Pizza Delivery Guy: I gotta get a new route.
                    Raphael: What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
                      Raphael: Freak? FREAK?
                        Cab Driver: Looked kinda like, a big turtle in a trenchcoat.
                          Raphael: Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to know Cricket.
                            Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
                              Donatello: Look, nyuk nyuk, I think he's blushing.
                              Raphael: I am not!
                              Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
                              Raphael: HAIYA! (throws sai between Donatello's legs)
                              Donatello: Uh...(looks down and back up at Mikey) hmm, maybe not.
                              Michelangelo: Mhm
                              Raphael: So what do we do now?
                              Leonardo: What do you mean 'What do we do now'?
                              Raphael: Splinter's out there somewhere-
                              Leonardo: I know Splinter's out there.
                              Michelangelo: Fight?
                              Donatello: Fight.
                              Michelangelo: Kitchen?
                              Donatello: Kitchen.
                              Michelangelo: Yeah...
                              Raphael: So what are we gonna do about it?
                              Leonardo: What can we do about it? April's our only link to these guys. We have to wait until she comes up with something.

                              Raphael:Oh so, that's the plan from our great leader, huh? Just sit here on our butts!

                              Leonardo: I never said I was your 'great leader'.
                              Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
                              Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.

                              Raphael: Yeah well, well maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!
                              Leonardo: Why don't ya?!
                              Raphael: I will!
                              Leonardo: Good!
                              Raphael: Great! (slams door shut)
                              Leonardo: Go ahead! We don't need ya!

                              (Michelangelo and Donatello watching from the kitchen)
                              Michelangelo: (turning to Donatello) Porkrind?
                              Donatello: Porkrind! (shoves it into his already full mouth)
                                What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
                                'War and Peace'
                                  Casey Jones:
                                  (kisses the golf club) I'll never call golf a dull game again.
                                    Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
                                      What I'm I behind on my sony payments again
                                        I shall finish what I begin with your ear aahhhhhhh!!!
                                          What, you call that there, and this here, family?
                                          -Casey Jones
                                            Leonardo: [Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
                                            Raphael: Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
                                            Donatello: But why?
                                            Raphael: Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?