Can't Buy Me Love Quotes
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      Cindy Mancini: Are you high?
      Ronald Miller: I want to rent you.
      Cindy Mancini: You want to rent me?
      Ronald Miller: Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks... and that will make me popular.
      Cindy Mancini: Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular.
      Ronald Miller: Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will.
      Cindy Mancini: I think you've mowed one too many lawns!
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        Jock: Look - it's a nerd herd!
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          Patty: [after taking off her top] I bet you've never seen two like these before.
          Ronald Miller: Well, my parents do have cable.
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            "Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?" -Chuckie Miller
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              Ronald:
              My name is Ronald, not Donald.
              -Ronald
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                Patty:
                Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines!
                -Patty
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                  Quint:
                  Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!

                  -Quint
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                    Chuck:
                    I was talkin' to Ma!
                    -Chuck
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                      Geeks:
                      It's the African Anteater Ritual!
                      -Geeks