Wild Wild West Quotes
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      "I'm the master of the mechanical stuff and I'm here to help you. Because you're the master of this STUPID STUFF!"
      -Artemus Gordon
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        "I like to BEAT my FEET on the Mississippi MUD"
        -Dr. Loveless
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          Jim and Crazy Soldier:
          Crazy: (does kung foo moves) Yeeeaah!! I learned that...from a China man!
          Jim: (grabs shovel and brains crazy) Well, I just made that one up!
          -Jim and Crazy Soldier
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            Artemis Gordon:
            And that someone - who will remain nameless- JIIIIIIM....WEEEEEEST....decided to step out of the ring, which led to our delightful romp through the cornfield.
            -Artemis Gordon
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              Jim West:
              Arty...that...is a man's...head...
              -Jim West