National Lampoon's Animal House Quotes
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      Dean Wormer:
      Mr. Blutoski.... ZERO! POINT! ZERO!
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        Dean Wormer:
        Put a sock in it boy or else you're out of here like shit through a goose!
        5806
          Folk Singer: I gave my love a chicken that had no bone..."
          5805
            Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

            Otter: "Germans?"

            Boon: "Forget it. He's rolling."
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              Folk Singer: "I gave..."

              (Bluto takes his guitar and smashes it against the wall)

              Bluto: "Sorry!"

              5803
                Folk Singer: "I gave my love a story that had no end..."
                5802
                  Folk Singer: "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone..."
                  5801
                    Dean Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
                    Greg: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
                    Dean Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
                    Greg: You're talking about Delta, sir.
                    Dean Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
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                      Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
                      Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.
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                        Flounder: You guys playing cards?
                        5798
                          Bluto: "Holy s***!"
                          D-Day: "There were blanks in that gun!"
                          Flounder: "I didn't even point the gun at him!"
                          Bluto: "Holy s***!"
                          D-Day: "There WERE blanks in that gun!"
                          Flounder: "Maybe he had a heart-attack..."
                          Bluto: "HOLY S***!!!"
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                            Neidermeyer:
                            Is that a PLEDGE PIN ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!
                            -Neidermeyer
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                              Pinto:
                              Boone, we're the only white people here.
                              -Pinto
                              5795
                                Ottis Day:
                                They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
                                -Ottis Day
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                                  Pinto/Bluto:
                                  Bluto--"From now on your Delta Tau Kai name is.........Pinto!"
                                  Pinto--"Why Pinto?"
                                  Bluto--"BELCH.....WHY NOT!"
                                  -Pinto/Bluto
                                  5793
                                    Neidermeyer:
                                    You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

                                    -Neidermeyer
                                    5792
                                      Dean Vernon Wormer:
                                      I hate those guys.
                                      -Dean Vernon Wormer
                                      5791
                                        D-Day:
                                        Ramming speed!

                                        -D-Day
                                        5790
                                          Mean Dude:
                                          Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

                                          -Mean Dude
                                          5789
                                            Babs:
                                            That boy is a P-I-G pig.
                                            -Babs