Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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    5717
      Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
      Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
      Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
      Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
      [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
      Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
      5716
        Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
        Mary: I beg your pardon?
        Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!
        5715
          Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
          Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
          5714
            Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
            5713
              "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!" -Harry
              "Harry, I took care of it!" -Lloyd
              5712
                Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
                5711
                  Lloyd:
                  Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ainahnahnanh!
                  -Lloyd
                  5710
                    Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty:
                    "That's a lovely accent you have there... New Jersey?"
                    "Austria."
                    "Austria! Well then... gooday mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
                    -Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty, Lloyd, Bus Stop Beauty
                    5709
                      Lloyd, Harry:
                      Lloyd: "You know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy. Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief! (pours laxative in tea)
                      To my friend Harry the matchmaker!"

                      Harry: "Get ouuta here!"
                      -Lloyd, Harry
                      5708
                        Lloyd, Harry:
                        Do you know why I like you Harry? Cause you're a regular guy! Yep, that's why I want you to stay regular. One half teaspoon for fast effective relief. To my friend Harry the matchmaker! Get outta here!

                        -Lloyd, Harry
                        5707
                          Llyod:
                          I'm only human, Harry
                          -Llyod
                          5706
                            Loyd:
                            It's okay, i'm a limo driver.
                            -Loyd
                            5705
                              Loyd:
                              We've got no food. we've got no jobs,our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
                              -Loyd
                              5704
                                Harry, Loyd:
                                There after us, what should we do? Go... FASTER!!
                                -Harry, Loyd