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      "When you judge another, you don't define them you define yourself," Trevor Adams Bang Bang You're Dead
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        Albert and Mollie:
        Albert: Mollie, this is my $5000.00 desk. *Mollie smashes Mikey's dirty diaper onto desk* Mollie: Well, it's junk now!
        -Albert and Mollie
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          Mollie:
          I'm a very understanding person, Albert. I understand that you are going through a selfish phase. And, I'm sure that you will understand that I am going through a destructive phase.

          -Mollie
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            Mikey:
            Put me back in! Put me back in!

            -Mikey
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              Mollie:
              Hey, you know, that's breast milk.

              -Mollie
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                Mollie:
                It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant.

                -Mollie
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                  Mollie:
                  Don't touch me! I'm going to have this baby without you touching me!

                  -Mollie
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                    Mollie:
                    Why don't you try squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon and see how hot YOU look?

                    -Mollie
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                      Mikey:
                      Wait a minute. These things come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?

                      -Mikey
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                        Rona:
                        Get outta here. Nobel Prize winners ejaculating in jars?

                        -Rona
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                          James:
                          It's weird, isn't it? You spend the first nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

                          -James
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                            Mollie:
                            I'm sorry that I made you wear that stupid outfit, and I'm sorry that you had to meet that MEAN MAN. You'll never have to see him again. You know what I don't get? Every time I take you somewhere, everyone says how cute you are, and how crazy they are.
                            -Mollie
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                              Rosie:
                              So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.

                              -Rosie