Harold and Maude Quotes
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      Harold:
      Don't die Maude, for christ's sake!
      Maude:
      Oh Harold, don't upset yourself so.
      Harold:
      I love you! I love you!
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        Maude:
        Oh Harold, I am happy! I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell.
        Harold:
        Farewell?
        Maude:
        Yes, it's my 80th birthday.
        Harold:
        Well, you're not going anywhere, are you?
        Maude:
        Yes dear, I took the tablets an hour ago. I'll be gone by midnight!
        Harold:
        (after a very long pause) WHAT?!?!
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          Maude:
          Police! Always wanting to play games!
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            Harold:
            I like you Maude.
            Maude:
            I like you Harold.
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              Harold:
              Do you...enjoy knives?
              -Harold