Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Quotes
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    13520
      "I need gopher-chucks."
      -Chosen One
      13519
        "The man you seek his name is Master Pain. He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council." (Chokes on butterfly)
        -Master Tang
        13518
          "Wee Oh Wee Oh Wee!"
          -Ling
          13517
            Wimp-Lo:"I rock and roll...All day long, Sweet Suzie!"
            -Wimp-Lo
            13516
              Wimp-Lo:"Knock Knock Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked."
              -Wimp-Lo
              13515
                Betty(Master Pain):"Gentlemen, from this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name 'Betty'. Myya ha ha ha"
                Chosen One:"But...Isn't 'Betty' a womans name?"
                -Betty(Master Pain) and Chosen One
                13514
                  "Now then, Master Pain has heard rumors that The Chosen One's been spotted in town. Do as he says or he'll cut off your big toe. Now, on that you could trust me". (Applause) "Please that's tender...That is tender."
                  -The Mayor
                  13513
                    "Let me know if you see...a Radio-Shack."
                    -Ling's Father
                    13512
                      Chosen One:"I'll take a pound of nuts."
                      Shopkeeper:"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!"
                      (wraps them in a paper bag)
                      Shopkeeper:"THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
                      (Chosen One Leaves)
                      Shopkeeper:(On his cell phone)"HE JUST LEFT...WITH NUTS!"
                      -Chosen One and Shopkeeper
                      13511
                        "Stinky pits and all baby!"
                        -Betty(Master Pain)
                        13510
                          "Remember, avoid the meadow."
                          -Whoa
                          13509
                            "OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
                            -Masked Fighter
                            13508
                              "Your days are over, Mister!"
                              -Fighter with Lisped Voice