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      Delivery Guy: So who's this?
      Julian: Scuba Steve
      Delivery guy: I had a doll like that once, but my ca, he bite his head off
      Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
      Delivery guy: YOU CALIING ME LIAR?
      Sonny: Hey,take it easy.
      5486
        "Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip"

        Sonny to Sid
        5485
          Sonny:
          Where I'm from is doing what I call doing the Hibbetty-Dibbetty.
          -Sonny
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            Julian:
            (social worker takes Julian away from Sonny) I wo'nt sing the Kangaroo Song anymore!!
            -Julian
            5483
              Sonny and Julian:
              We're gonna go shopping at Barney's." "Barney??" "Not that Barney. A different more expensive Barney.
              -Sonny and Julian
              5482
                Sonny and Kevin:
                You're not proposing, are ya?!" "Uh, yeah pal, I am." "Well, think about it!
                -Sonny and Kevin
                5481
                  Sonny:
                  What you need a father figure, STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER"S HAIR!!!
                  -Sonny
                  5480
                    Delivery Guy:
                    (to Arthur Brooks) I deliver to you before! You always order three piece of cheesecake!
                    -Delivery Guy
                    5479
                      Waitress and Julian:
                      Waitress: Who do you want to win?
                      Julian: The G-D D*mn Jets!

                      -Waitress and Julian
                      5478
                        Julian:
                        He taught me to pee on a building and that styx is the greatest band in the world and the only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical A$$holes!
                        -Julian
                        5477
                          Carin and Sonny:
                          Is that Kevin on the phone?" "No, it's my...Uncle Remus.
                          -Carin and Sonny
                          5476
                            Kid in playground and Sonny:
                            What's rum?" "You don't know what rum is?" "Rumpelstiltskin?
                            -Kid in playground and Sonny
                            5475
                              Delivery Guy and Tommy:
                              They go together like lamb and tunafish." "Lamb and tunafish?" "Maybe you prefer 'spaghetti and meatball'? Be more comfortable with that analogy?
                              -Delivery Guy and Tommy
                              5474
                                Sonny:
                                You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny.
                                -Sonny
                                5473
                                  Julian and Sonny:
                                  Kangaroo song!!" "ALL RIIIIGHT!!!
                                  -Julian and Sonny
                                  5472
                                    Homeless Guy:
                                    Sausage McMuffin...
                                    -Homeless Guy
                                    5471
                                      Kevin and Tommy:
                                      Yes, me, the guy who shaved his ass to win a five dollar bet." "Prove it!
                                      -Kevin and Tommy
                                      5470
                                        Sonny and the Homeless Guy:
                                        Hey Yappy, you stop talking to the kid I'll get you an Egg McMuffin." "How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
                                        -Sonny and the Homeless Guy
                                        5469
                                          Delivery guy:
                                          Hip? Hip-hop? Hiphopanonymous?
                                          -Delivery guy
                                          5468
                                            Sonny:
                                            The rabbit worked up his courage and asked the squirrel if he could have just the littlest squirrel kiss.
                                            -Sonny