Who Framed Roger Rabbit Quotes
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      Porky Pig:
      Okay, Okay. Please move it all along. There is nothing else to see, and that's all folks! (To the viewers) I like the the sound of that. (As he holds the iris and The Looney Tunes ending music plays) T-t-t-t-that's all Folks! (Chuckles until Tinker Bell closes the iris)
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        Jessica Rabbit:
        Mr. Valiant? (Slaps Eddie Valiant) I hope you're proud of yourself, And those pictures you took.
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          Eddie Valiant:
          (Yelling as he wears an animated pig head) "I'M A PIG!!!" (Runs in a panic)
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            Lt. Santino:
            Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme....
            Eddie Valiant:
            ... And R.K. Maroon, And my twin brother, Theodore Valiant.
            Lt. Santino:
            Now that's what I call a one seriously disturb toon.
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              Roger Rabbit:
              So long, And thanks for nothing! (Slams the closet door)
              Eddie Valiant:
              THAT'S THE CLOSET! Stupe (Hangs up the telephone) (He turns on the light as he opens the closet door)
              Roger Rabbit:
              (In a british accent) Eddie Valiant, You are under arrest! (Clicks the handcuffs on Eddie Valiant)
              Eddie Valiant:
              GET OUT OF THERE!
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                Eddie: "She's married to Roger?"
                Betty Boop: "Yeah, what a lucky girl."
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                  Roger: "My dear Jessica, how do I love thee! Let me count the ways. One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand......."
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                    Jessica: "That would be my honey bunny. He was never good behind the wheel."
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                      Roger: "PATTY CAKE?! PATTY CAKE?! PATTY CAKE?!"
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                        Jessica: Darling, let's go home. I'll make you a carrot cake.
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                          Roger: Here's my philosiphy. If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.
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                            Jessica: Oh no, it's DIIIIIIP!!
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                              Dolores: (Spotting Eddie and Jessica together) "So, dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?"
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                                Mickey Mouse:
                                "Gosh, I wondered who he really was?"
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                                  Eddie: "This singin' ain't my line. It's tough to make a rhyme. If I get stuck...I'm out of luck..."

                                  Jessica: "I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"
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                                    Roger: "Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water."

                                    Eddie: "Not prostate, you idiot. PROBATE!"
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                                      Jessica: "Oh, no. Where's Roger?"

                                      Eddie: "Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio."
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                                        Jessica: (Explaining what she did to Roger) "No he didn't. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk so he wouldn't get hurt."

                                        Eddie: "Makes perfect sense."
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                                          Eddie: (To Jessica after one of the weasels gets his hand stuck in a steel trap in her cleavage): "Nice booby trap".
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                                            Eddie: "Here's to the pencil pushers...May they all get lead poisoning!"