Little Monsters Quotes
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      Maurice: You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful.
      Brian Stevenson: [studies remote] Hey, what about the batteries?
      Maurice: I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?
      Brian Stevenson: That's gross.
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        Maurice: Ooh, let me get it.
        [picks Brian's nose]
        Maurice: Hmm yum, you know I thought it would be good but it's snot.
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          "Baseball cards? I LOVE baseball cards! -Got 'em, got 'em, need 'em got 'em, got 'em got 'em, need 'em, got 'em, need 'em, need 'em, got 'em, need 'em, need 'em got 'em, got 'em need 'em!" -Maurice
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            Rodney Coleman: Piss who put piss in my apple juice!
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              Brian:
              were going home guys were going home.
              -Brian