A Muppet Family Christmas Quotes
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      Jacine: Who was that furry blue creature?
      Animal: That my kind of fella.
      -Janice and Animal talking about Cookie Monster.
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        I never had a rat in my trashcan before, it might be kind of nice.
        -Oscar the Grouch to Rizzo the rat.
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          Miss Piggy: OH green fuzzy flipper slippers oh divine have them gift wrapped!
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            Mrs. Bear: "Aww, aren't they adorable?"
            Oscar: "Hey, don't encourage them!"
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              Mrs. Bear: "Two of you will have to sleep hung on hangers on a hook on the wall." Gonzo: "What a fabulous idea!" Animal: "Love hanger! Love hanger!" (laughs) " Floyd: "That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, man."
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                Snowman: "You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnebago!"
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                  Kermit: "Hark! What do I hear?"
                  Gonzo: "We were about to make some turkey hash."
                  Kermit: "No, no, listen! Me thinks me hears carolers!"
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                    Fozzie: "Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
                    Snowman: "That's reindeer."
                    Fozzie: "No, that's snow, darling!"
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                      Fozzie: "Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
                      Snowman: "That's reindeer."
                      Fozzie: "No, that's snow, darling!"
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                        Rowlf: "Whoa, boy, is this piano out of tune! I love out-of-tune pianos."
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                          Statler: "We'd love to see your act."
                          Waldorf: "But we'd hate to miss your act."
                          Statler: "In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!"
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                            Janice: "Hey everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!"
                            Cookie Monster: "COOKIE!"
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                              Fozzie: "Kermit, you look worried. I know exactly what you need--comedy!"
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                                Statler: "These two comics were made for each other. The snowman's ice cold and the bear's not so hot!" Fozzie: "Oh, please!" Waldorf: "After all, there's no business like *snow* business!"
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                                  Various Characters: "Careful of the icy patch!"