Just One of the Guys Quotes
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      Terry: "What happens when you hear James Brown?"
      Rick: "When I hear James Brown...I gotta dance!"
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        Buddy: "Please, don't leave..."
        Tutor: "I'm going, Bud..."
        Buddy: "Would it make a difference if i told you i was hung like a bear?"
        Tutor: "I don't know...are you?"
        Buddy: "No..."
        Tutor: "Goodnight, Buddy."
        4766
          Buddy: "Terry loves tits and ass."
          4765
            Rick:
            Maybe next time you can hook me up with sandy's grandmother!
            -Rick
            4764
              Buddy:
              Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner.

              -Buddy
              4763
                Buddy:
                Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.

                -Buddy
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                  Terry:
                  I'm just so confused.

                  -Terry
                  4761
                    Buddy:
                    Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime.

                    -Buddy
                    4760
                      Buddy:
                      All balls itch! It's a fact!

                      -Buddy
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                        Terry:
                        Look, maybe my balls don't itch.

                        -Terry
                        4758
                          Buddy:
                          No you don't! The male body needs sex at all times! It's a living hell!

                          -Buddy
                          4757
                            Terry:
                            You know, sometimes I just wish I was a guy.

                            -Terry
                            4756
                              Terry:
                              Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she's all yours.

                              -Terry
                              4755
                                Rick:
                                It's OK everybody, it's alright. He has tits.

                                -Rick
                                4754
                                  Rick:
                                  Are those what I think they are? Where do you get off having tits?


                                  -Rick
                                  4753
                                    Buddy:
                                    Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex.

                                    -Buddy