Frosty the Snowman Quotes
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      Professor Hinkle, Frosty:
      Professor Hinkle: Now give me that hat, or else.
      Frosty: Or else, what?
      Professor Hinkle: Oh, don't bother me with details. Give me that hat!
      -Professor Hinkle, Frosty
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        Narrator:
        Now, Professor Hinkle was just about the worst magician in the world.
        -Narrator
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          Professor Hinkle:
          Bah! The only thing this hat is good for is the trashcan!
          -Professor Hinkle
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            Professor Hinkle:
            Now I've got you! And the minute you're melted, that hat will be mine!
            -Professor Hinkle
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              Professor Hinkle and Frosty:
              Professor Hinkle: Where is that rabbit? Hocus Pocus, where are you? The only thing good about this hat is garbage! Frosty: Happy Birthday! Professor Hinkle: But, if that hat's magic, then I want it back!
              -Professor Hinkle and Frosty
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                Professor Hinkle:
                Voila, the eggs have turned into... messy, messy, messy!
                -Professor Hinkle
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                  Narrator:
                  Now Frosty, bein' made out of snow, was the fastest belly-whopper in the world.
                  -Narrator
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                    Santa Claus:
                    Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
                    -Santa Claus
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                      Professor Hinkle:
                      We evil magicians have to make a living too.
                      -Professor Hinkle
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                        Frosty:
                        Happy birthday!
                        -Frosty
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                          Narrator:
                          Hocus-Pocus explained the situation to Santa, who as you know, speaks fluent rabbit.
                          -Narrator
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                            Traffic Cop:
                            Silly snowmen, once they come to life they don't know nothing. Come to life?
                            -Traffic Cop
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                              Professor Hinkle:
                              I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty!
                              -Professor Hinkle
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                                Kids:
                                Boy #1: What shall we call him? How about Harold? Boy #2: Bruce? Children: No. Girl #1: Christopher Columbus? Children: No. Boy #3: Oatmeal? Children: Oatmeal?
                                -Kids
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                                  Frosty:
                                  Because when the thermometer gets red, the temperature goes up, and when the temperature goes up, I start to melt, and when I melt, I get all wishy-washy.
                                  -Frosty
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                                    Frosty:
                                    I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five.
                                    -Frosty
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                                      Professor Hinkle Santa Claus:
                                      Professor Hinkle: That's my hat and I want it back. Santa Claus: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT!!!
                                      -Professor Hinkle Santa Claus
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                                        Traffic Cop Frosty:
                                        Traffic Cop: Are you trying to get a ticket? Frosty: Yes. To the North Pole, please.
                                        -Traffic Cop Frosty