A Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes
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      Everybody:
      Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
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        Charlie Brown:
        I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
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          Linus:
          (knocks on tree and it produces a metallic sound)Yeah. This really brings Christmas close to a person.
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            Charlie Brown:
            Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.
            Violet:
            I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.
            Charlie Brown:
            Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
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              Lucy:
              What a beautiful sound! How I love hearing that old money plink. That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! That beautiful beautiful sound! Nickles, nickles, nickles! That beautiful sound of plinking nickles!
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                Lucy:
                No no no! Listen to me! You need to have discipline! You need to have control! You need to have respect for your director! (Snoopy mocking her)I oughta slug you!
                Snoopy:
                (slurps)
                Lucy:
                Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine!
                Snoopy:
                Bleah!
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                  Lucy:
                  Can you play "Jingle Bells"?
                  Schroeder:
                  [plays Jingle Bells with piano sound]
                  Lucy:
                  No. I mean "Jingle Bells". You know, "Deck Them Halls" and all that stuff?
                  Schroeder:
                  [plays Jingle Bells with organ sound]
                  Lucy:
                  No no no! You don't get it at all! I mean "Jingle Bells"! Santa Claus and "Ho Ho Ho" and Mistletoe and presents for pretty girls?
                  Schroeder:
                  [plays Jingle Bells with xylophone sound]
                  Lucy:
                  That's it!!!
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                    Lucy:
                    "What kind of Christmas music is that?"
                    Schroeder:
                    "Beethoven Christmas music."
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                      Linus:
                      "I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should memorize this."
                      Lucy:
                      "I'll give you five good reasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
                      Linus:
                      "Those are good reasons. Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous"
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                        Lucy and Charlie Brown:
                        Lucy: "How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?"
                        Charlie Brown: (lighting up) "ME? You want *me* to be the director of the Christmas play?"
                        -Lucy and Charlie Brown
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                          Sally:
                          All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
                          -Sally
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                            Linus:
                            Linus: Gee. Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?
                            -Linus
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                              Linus Van Pelt:
                              Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest.
                              -Linus Van Pelt
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                                Charlie Brown Lucy:
                                'What's pantophobia?' 'The fear of everything.' 'THAT'S IT.'
                                -Charlie Brown Lucy
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                                  Linus:
                                  I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
                                  -Linus
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                                    Lucy Frieda:
                                    Lucy: You're the innkeeper's wife. Frieda: Did innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
                                    -Lucy Frieda
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                                      Snoopy:
                                      Boooooooooooooooooooooo.
                                      Charlie Brown:
                                      [sarcastically] Man's best friend.
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                                        Charlie Brown:
                                        [talks into a mailbox] Hello in there....Rats!
                                        -Charlie Brown
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                                          Shermy:
                                          Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
                                          -Shermy
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                                            Everyone:
                                            Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.
                                            -Everyone