A Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes
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      Lucy:
      Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! Get some hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine!
      Snoopy:
      Bleah!
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        Lucy:
        Can you play "Jingle Bells"?
        Schroeder:
        [plays Jingle Bells with piano sound]
        Lucy:
        No. I mean "Jingle Bells". You know, "Deck Them Halls" and all that stuff?
        Schroeder:
        [plays Jingle Bells with organ sound]
        Lucy:
        No no no! You don't get it at all! I mean "Jingle Bells"! Santa Claus and "Ho Ho Ho" and Mistletoe and presents for pretty girls?
        Schroeder:
        [plays Jingle Bells with xylophone sound]
        Lucy:
        That's it!!!
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          Lucy and Schroeder:
          Lucy: "What kind of Christmas music is that?"
          Schroeder: "Beethoven Christmas music."
          -Lucy and Schroeder
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            Linus and Lucy:
            Linus: "I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should memorize this."
            Lucy: "I'll give you five good reasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
            Linus: "Those are good reasons."
            -Linus and Lucy
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              Lucy and Charlie Brown:
              Lucy: "How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?"
              Charlie Brown: (lighting up) "ME? You want *me* to be the director of the Christmas play?"
              -Lucy and Charlie Brown
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                Sally:
                All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
                -Sally
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                  Linus:
                  Linus: Gee. Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?
                  -Linus
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                    Linus Van Pelt:
                    Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest.
                    -Linus Van Pelt
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                      Charlie Brown Lucy:
                      'What's pantophobia?' 'The fear of everything.' 'THAT'S IT.'
                      -Charlie Brown Lucy
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                        Linus:
                        I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
                        -Linus
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                          Lucy Frieda:
                          Lucy: You're the innkeeper's wife. Frieda: Did innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
                          -Lucy Frieda
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                            Snoopy Charlie Brown:
                            Snoopy: Boooooooooooooooooooooo. Charlie Brown: [sarcastically] Man's best friend.
                            -Snoopy Charlie Brown
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                              Charlie Brown:
                              [talks into a mailbox] Hello in there....Rats!
                              -Charlie Brown
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                                Shermy:
                                Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
                                -Shermy
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                                  Everyone:
                                  Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.
                                  -Everyone
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                                    Lucy Van Pelt:
                                    Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.
                                    -Lucy Van Pelt
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                                      Linus:
                                      [Linus knocks on an aluminum Christmas tree, which gives a metallic "clank"] This really brings Christmas close to a person.
                                      -Linus
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                                        Charlie Brown:
                                        Pig-Pen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
                                        -Charlie Brown
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                                          Lucy Van Pelt:
                                          Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
                                          -Lucy Van Pelt
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                                            Charlie Brown:
                                            I've killed it. Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined.
                                            -Charlie Brown