A Charlie Brown Christmas Quotes
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      Lucy and Schroeder:
      Lucy: "What kind of Christmas music is that?"
      Schroeder: "Beethoven Christmas music."
      -Lucy and Schroeder
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        Linus and Lucy:
        Linus: "I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should memorize this."
        Lucy: "I'll give you five good reasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
        Linus: "Those are good reasons."
        -Linus and Lucy
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          Lucy and Charlie Brown:
          Lucy: "How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?"
          Charlie Brown: (lighting up) "ME? You want *me* to be the director of the Christmas play?"
          -Lucy and Charlie Brown
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            Sally:
            All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
            -Sally
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              Linus:
              Linus: Gee. Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?
              -Linus
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                Linus Van Pelt:
                Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest.
                -Linus Van Pelt
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                  Charlie Brown Lucy:
                  'What's pantophobia?' 'The fear of everything.' 'THAT'S IT.'
                  -Charlie Brown Lucy
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                    Linus:
                    I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
                    -Linus
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                      Lucy Frieda:
                      Lucy: You're the innkeeper's wife. Frieda: Did innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
                      -Lucy Frieda
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                        Snoopy Charlie Brown:
                        Snoopy: Boooooooooooooooooooooo. Charlie Brown: [sarcastically] Man's best friend.
                        -Snoopy Charlie Brown
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                          Charlie Brown:
                          [talks into a mailbox] Hello in there....Rats!
                          -Charlie Brown
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                            Shermy:
                            Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
                            -Shermy
                            12409
                              Everyone:
                              Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown.
                              -Everyone
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                                Lucy Van Pelt:
                                Get the biggest aluminum tree you can find, Charlie Brown, maybe painted pink.
                                -Lucy Van Pelt
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                                  Linus:
                                  [Linus knocks on an aluminum Christmas tree, which gives a metallic "clank"] This really brings Christmas close to a person.
                                  -Linus
                                  12406
                                    Charlie Brown:
                                    Pig-Pen, you're the only person I know who can raise a cloud of dust in a snowstorm.
                                    -Charlie Brown
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                                      Lucy Van Pelt:
                                      Look, Charlie, let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.
                                      -Lucy Van Pelt
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                                        Charlie Brown:
                                        I've killed it. Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined.
                                        -Charlie Brown
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