Pigpen, you're the innkeeper.
In spite of my naturally outward appearance, I shall try to run a neat inn.
Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?!
Sure Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about. Lights please. "And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo the angel of the Lord came down upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not; for, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace and goodwill towards men." That's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.
I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?
Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet.
I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown.
Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?
What a beautiful sound! How I love hearing that old money plink. That beautiful sound of cold hard cash! That beautiful beautiful sound! Nickles, nickles, nickles! That beautiful sound of plinking nickles!
No no no! Listen all of you! You got to take direction. You've got to have discipline! You need to have control! You've gotta have respect for your director! (Snoopy mocking her)I oughta slug you!
Augh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine!
Can you play "Jingle Bells"?
[plays Jingle Bells with piano sound]
No. I mean "Jingle Bells". You know, "Deck Them Halls" and all that stuff?
[plays Jingle Bells with organ sound]
No no no! You don't get it at all! I mean "Jingle Bells"! Santa Claus and "Ho Ho Ho" and Mistletoe and presents for pretty girls?
[plays Jingle Bells with xylophone sound]
"What kind of Christmas music is that?"
"Beethoven Christmas music."
"I can't memorize something like this so quickly! Why should I be put through such agony? Give me one good reason why I should memorize this."
"I'll give you five good reasons: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
"Those are good reasons. Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerous"
"How would you like to be the director of our Christmas play?"
(lighting up) "ME? You want *me* to be the director of the Christmas play?"
All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
Gee. Do they still make wooden Christmas Trees?
Linus Van Pelt:
Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Browniest.
The fear of everything.
I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Lucy: You're the innkeeper's wife.
Do innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair?
[sarcastically] Man's best friend.
[talks into a mailbox] Hello in there....Rats!
Every Christmas it's the same. I always end up playing a shepherd.
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!