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      Walter Kornbluth: "There is a mermaid in New York City."

      Dr Zidell: "Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?"

      Walter Kornbluth: "She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends."
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        Freddie: "They published my letter. Here it is, "A Lesbian No More". They published my letter."
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          Freddie: "Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?"

          Reporters: "No"

          Freddie: "Then we ain't talkin."
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            Walter Kornbluth: "BEHOLD THE MERMAID!"
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              Walter: "Well, Dr. Ross, are you considering you might be a sadistic pig?"
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                Run along now, Walter, and see if you can find a Unicorn.
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                  Moron !:
                  Let's pee down his airhose.
                  -Moron !
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                    Allen:
                    She's really hungry.
                    -Allen
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                      Kornbluth and Morons:
                      Morons: Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
                      Kornbluth: Kornbluth!
                      Morons: What are you looking for? Hidden treasure?
                      Kornbluth: You want to know? I'll tell ya. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS! THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! Get outta my way!
                      -Kornbluth and Morons
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                        Allen Bauer:
                        "All my life I've been waiting for someone. And ,when I find her, she's a fish..."
                        -Allen Bauer
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                          Freddy and Allen:
                          "Nobody said love's perfect..."

                          "Freddy I don't expect it to be perfect but for god's sake it's usually human!"
                          -Freddy and Allen