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      Francesca Felix:
      Francesca: Felix, you saved my life. Felix: Don't thank me, thank my pills. [They kiss] Don't thank my pills, thank me.
      -Francesca Felix
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        Dracula Francesca:
        Dracula: What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook, or...? Francesca: A human. Dracula: They're the worst kind.
        -Dracula Francesca
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          Yetch Francesca:
          Yetch: It's me, your Don Juan. Francesca: I Don Juan to look at you.
          -Yetch Francesca
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            Felix Frankenstein:
            'I'll kill myself.' 'No, Felix, don't kill yourself.' ' Who's going to kill myself? I just said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.'
            -Felix Frankenstein
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              Mr. Hyde Felix Flanken:
              Mr. Hyde: Hyde. Hyde. Felix Flanken: Hide? You want me to hide? Well if you want to play games, you must be feeling better. Certainly don't look it. Okay, I'll hide and you try and find me.
              -Mr. Hyde Felix Flanken
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                Dracula:
                Um... Due to the dilapidated condition of my wallet... Er, your ship. I think I had better fly.
                -Dracula
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                  Yetch:
                  [Invisible Man is hit with a pie, revealing his face] No wonder you're invisible. You're ugly and revolting and disgusting.
                  -Yetch
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                    Yetch:
                    Into the air, zombie bird man.
                    -Yetch
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                      Felix Flanken Invisible Man:
                      'Sorry, I can't see a thing without my glasses.' 'I've heard that one before.'
                      -Felix Flanken Invisible Man
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                        Yetch Dracula:
                        'Point of order. Point of information. Point of importance.' 'Speak up and stop pointing.'
                        -Yetch Dracula
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                          The Monster's Mate:
                          Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
                          -The Monster's Mate
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                            Felix Flanken:
                            I know it's wrong, but I have a tremendous urge to sing "Auld Lang Syne".
                            -Felix Flanken
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                              Francesca Felix Flanken:
                              'I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.' 'Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect. [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect...'
                              -Francesca Felix Flanken
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                                Dracula:
                                I'd give my eye teeth to possess that secret formula.
                                -Dracula
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                                  Felix Flanken:
                                  If I ever get out of this mess alive, I'll never hack and chop in a jungle again.
                                  -Felix Flanken
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                                    Felix Flanken:
                                    So, you recognize this vile, vile vial, eh?
                                    -Felix Flanken
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                                      Dracula:
                                      Francesca, you have always been my type. O-negative, isn't it?
                                      -Dracula
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                                        The Monster's Mate:
                                        I don't know how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ha ha ha ha.
                                        -The Monster's Mate
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                                          Felix Flanken:
                                          Uncle, I may have the blood for the job, but I sure don't have the stomach for it.
                                          -Felix Flanken
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                                            Baron von Frankenstein The Monster's Mate Francesca:
                                            'Aw, my dear, you look so... Er, ghastly.' '[flattered] Oh, doctor.' 'Oh, brother.'
                                            -Baron von Frankenstein The Monster's Mate Francesca