Harriet the Spy Quotes
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      Mr. Welsch: Turn around.
      Harriet M. Welsch: That's not a fortune.
      Mr. Welsch: Turn around.
      Harriet M. Welsch: Why?
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        Harriet M. Welsch: I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything.
        Ole Golly: Well, you must realize, Harriet, knowing everything won't do you a bit of good unless you use it to put beauty in this world. True or false?
        Harriet M. Welsch: True.
        Ole Golly: Of course it is.
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          Ole Golly: [starts "spanking" her] Yeah? Let me see 'em!
          Harriet M. Welsch: [laughing] Ow! Ow! Child abuse! Child abuse!
          Ole Golly: You wanna see child abuse? Take that! And that!
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            Harriet: You're a writer. So how's it feel?
            Sport's Dad: Oh, big slice off heaven, side order of fries. Say, you hungry? I feel like going to the fanciest, schmaniest restaurant in town. We'll abuse the waiter.
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              Sport's Dad: [over ecstatic] Will you take a look at this. Huh? Huh? What do you think of your old man now, Sport? 500 smackaroos! No more paying with change. No more, no more spaghetti. Going to feel like steak. And you know those fancy basketball sneakers with the, with the buckles and the Velcro and the crap all over them? Their yours, buddy boy, all yours!
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                Harriet: The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorn, is wanting to be Marion Hawthorn.
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                  Ole Golly: [starts "spanking" her] Yeah? Let me see 'em!
                  Harriet M. Welsch: [laughing] Ow! Ow! Child abuse! Child abuse!
                  Ole Golly: You wanna see child abuse? Take that! And that!
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                    Sport:
                    This stuff is beyond crap. It is what crap wants to be when it grows up.
                    -Sport
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                      Janie's Mom:
                      JANIE! I am sick to death of this mad scientist baloney! Look at this! Look at this!
                      -Janie's Mom
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                        Sport:
                        You can't be my friend if you're not my friend.
                        -Sport
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                          Frankie Hong Fat:
                          Frankie Hong Fat: Speak English!
                          -Frankie Hong Fat
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                            Harriet:
                            A good spy doesn't get caught.
                            -Harriet
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                              Harriet Sport:
                              I hate money.' 'You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any.
                              -Harriet Sport
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                                Harriet M. Welsch:
                                I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything.
                                -Harriet M. Welsch
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                                  Ole Golly:
                                  There are as many ways to live in this world as there are people in this world, and each one deserves a closer look.
                                  -Ole Golly
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                                    Ole Golly:
                                    Good friends are one of life's blessings. Don't give them up without a fight.
                                    -Ole Golly