The Girl Most Likely to... Quotes
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    11202
      Miriam:
      All my life I've been looking for a man who would love me... for my mind.
      -Miriam
      11201
        Veroni:
        I never figured on the old exploding 8-ball trick.
        -Veroni
        11200
          Miriam:
          Guess he got behind the 8-ball.
          -Miriam
          11199
            Priest:
            He is up there in that big bathroom in the sky.
            -Priest
            11198
              Priest:
              It hurts all of us to see such a life go, as one might say, down the drain.
              -Priest
              11197
                Miriam:
                The one mistake I made was to go to Herman's funeral.
                -Miriam
                11196
                  Miriam:
                  Live by the sword. Die by the sword.
                  -Miriam
                  11195
                    Herman:
                    This is no way for a plumber to end his days!
                    -Herman
                    11194
                      Herman:
                      Miriam, is this the way you were gonna take care of me?
                      -Herman
                      11193
                        Miriam:
                        I'll go to the Yellow Pages and let my fingers do the walking!
                        -Miriam
                        11192
                          Miriam:
                          Tread water, darling. I'll go for help.
                          -Miriam
                          11191
                            Herman:
                            You're entirely new! You've been remodeled. I've seen it done to a toilet before, but never to a person!
                            -Herman
                            11190
                              Housemother:
                              How could he ever find the killer? He can't even find the door!
                              -Housemother
                              11189
                                Veroni:
                                The case is airtight, but what a break for me. It'll give me a chance to solve the perfect crime.
                                -Veroni
                                11188
                                  Veroni:
                                  Moose, Heidi, the doctor, were all killed by the same mysterious woman -- a very clever operator, a super-criminal!
                                  -Veroni
                                  11187
                                    Lee Ann:
                                    What we're trying to tell you is, it's not like we lost a good friend.
                                    -Lee Ann
                                    11186
                                      Veroni & Jenny:
                                      Veroni: Is there anyone who would have wanted to see Heidi Murphy killed? Jenny: Oh, everyone!
                                      -Veroni & Jenny
                                      11185
                                        Miriam:
                                        I'm sorry, she just dropped out of sight!
                                        -Miriam
                                        11184
                                          Heidi:
                                          Look, I have only so many good years to catch a rich husband, so could you hurry up and tell me what you want?
                                          -Heidi
                                          11183
                                            Coach:
                                            At half-time, the marching band is gonna form a coffin.
                                            -Coach