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      "Now she knows that the fastest way to a man's heart is through is rib cage"-The Cryptkeeper
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        Rsfe:
        14 pocket in the side cleavage!
        -Rsfe
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          Tammy:
          (After seeing Rafe's Star of David Necklace)Ohhh, keep your shirt on?
          -Tammy
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            Rafe:
            (As he enters the room with the medieval torture device) LUCY!! I'M HOME!
            -Rafe
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              Kaleb:
              At first, I didn't want to be dead. But, now, it's kinda cool!
              -Kaleb
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                Kaleb:
                Wow. It's a necrophiliac's wet dream.
                -Kaleb
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                  Rafe:
                  Ah, the girls. Let them eat a guy named "Cake."
                  -Rafe
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                    Lillith:
                    I haven't tasted blood like that since Ivan the Terrible.
                    -Lillith
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                      Lillith:
                      Don't eat your heart out...that's my job.
                      -Lillith
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                        Rafe Guttman:
                        (After regaining consciousness in a hospital bed) I've gone to Hell and its worse than I thought. Noonan, where am I?
                        -Rafe Guttman
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                          Rafe Guttman:
                          (To Lillith) You know, I'm not gonna tell you that those aren't the breasts of the century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so will you put those away please? You're just not my type.
                          -Rafe Guttman
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                            Lillith:
                            2-4-6-8...you can watch me masturbate!
                            -Lillith
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                              Rafe Guttman:
                              You remind me of why being married to you almost drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
                              -Rafe Guttman
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                                Rafe Guttman:
                                (Admiring Reverend Current's Church) Nice place, Katherine. Reminds me of Superman's dad's place on Krypton.
                                -Rafe Guttman
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                                  Rafe:
                                  Tell me, Tammy, why do vampires hate sunlight?
                                  -Rafe