Batman Forever Quotes
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      Riddler:
      Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions...
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        Bruce Wayne:
        Manipulating brainwaves, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions.
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          Riddler:
          NO! Don't kill him. If you kill him... he won't learn nothin'.
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            Alfred:
            Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
            Batman:
            I'll get drive-thru.
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              Edward Nygma:
              Caffeine will kill ya!
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                Batman:
                I have a riddle for you.
                Riddler:
                For me, really? Tell me.
                Batman:
                I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
                Riddler:
                Please, you're as blind as a bat!
                Batman:
                Exactly. *throws batarang at mind manipulating machine*
                Riddler:
                NO!!
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                  Edward Nygma:
                  You were suppose to understand. I'll make you understand.
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                    Alfred:
                    One day, Robin will fly again. I promise.
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                      Riddler:
                      Joygasm!!
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                        Robin:
                        Holy rusted metal, Batman!
                        Batman:
                        What?
                        Robin:
                        The ground is full of holes, you know. Holey.
                        Batman:
                        Oh.
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                          Riddler:
                          Now...the real game begins.
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                            Robin:
                            Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination.I've figured you could use a hand.
                            Batman:
                            2 against 2 ARE better odds.
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                              Bruce Wayne:
                              Mind manipulation, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions.
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                                Dick Grayson:
                                Look, Bruce. I'm a part of this whether you like it or not.
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                                  Riddler: Hey, Two Face; show me how to punch a guy.
                                  Two Face: It's very simple, my boy; Ball of the fist, reach way back and assert yourself
                                  *Punches out policeman and starts laughing*
                                  Riddler: Sounds like fun! Lemme try, lemme try.
                                  *both Riddler and Two face repeat what to do. As Riddler punches guy, hand pops and the cop is still standing.
                                  Riddler: OW!!
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                                    Two-Face:
                                    Let's start this party with a bang!
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                                      Two-Face:
                                      Ladies & Gentlemen..We want to forget this good, clean wholseome entertainment. And see some true justice!
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                                        Dr. Chase Meridian:
                                        Don't work too late.
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                                          Two-Face:
                                          If the Bat wants to play, we'll play!
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                                            Dr. Chase Meridian:
                                            Edward please, who is Batman?
                                            Riddler:
                                            I'M BATMAN!!! *laughs insanely*