Batman Forever Quotes
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      Bruce:
      What the hell did you think you were doing?
      Dick:
      You got a real gratitude problem, you know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy, Nightwing, I don't know what do you think? What's a good sidekick name?
      Bruce:
      How about Dick Grayson, college student?
      Dick:
      Screw you. I just saved your life, you owe me.
      Bruce:
      You were totally out of control, you're gonna get yourself killed.
      Dick:
      You're looking at your new partner.
      Bruce:
      No!
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        Riddler:
        Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions...
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          Bruce Wayne:
          Manipulating brainwaves, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions.
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            Riddler:
            NO! Don't kill him. If you kill him... he won't learn nothin'.
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              Alfred:
              Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir?
              Batman:
              I'll get drive-thru.
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                Edward Nygma:
                Caffeine will kill ya!
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                  Batman:
                  I have a riddle for you.
                  Riddler:
                  For me, really? Tell me.
                  Batman:
                  I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
                  Riddler:
                  Please, you're as blind as a bat!
                  Batman:
                  Exactly. *throws batarang at mind manipulating machine*
                  Riddler:
                  NO!!
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                    Edward Nygma:
                    You were suppose to understand. I'll make you understand.
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                      Alfred:
                      Broken wings mend in time. One day, Robin will fly again. I promise.
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                        Riddler:
                        Joygasm!!
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                          Robin:
                          Holy rusted metal, Batman!
                          Batman:
                          What?
                          Robin:
                          The ground is full of holes, you know. Holey.
                          Batman:
                          Oh.
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                            Riddler:
                            Now...the real game begins.
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                              Robin:
                              Riddler and Two-Face could make a pretty lethal combination. I've figured you could use a hand.
                              Batman:
                              2 against 2 ARE better odds.
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                                Bruce Wayne:
                                Mind manipulation, tampering with people's minds, it just raises too many questions.
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                                  Dick Grayson:
                                  Look, Bruce. I'm a part of this whether you like it or not.
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                                    Riddler: Hey, Two Face; show me how to punch a guy.
                                    Two Face: It's very simple, my boy; Ball of the fist, reach way back and assert yourself
                                    *Punches out policeman and starts laughing*
                                    Riddler: Sounds like fun! Lemme try, lemme try.
                                    *both Riddler and Two face repeat what to do. As Riddler punches guy, hand pops and the cop is still standing.
                                    Riddler: OW!!
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                                      Two-Face:
                                      Let's start this party with a bang!
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                                        Two-Face:
                                        Ladies & Gentlemen..We want to forget this good, clean wholseome entertainment. And see some true justice!
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                                          Dr. Chase Meridian:
                                          Don't work too late.
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                                            Two-Face:
                                            If the Bat wants to play, we'll play!