Fight Club Quotes
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    10617
      MARLA:
      Yeah?

      JACK:
      Marla, it's me. Have we ever done it?

      MARLA:
      Done what?

      JACK:
      Have we ever had sex?

      MARLA:
      What kind of stupid question is that?!

      JACK:
      Is it stupid because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no"?

      MARLA:
      Is this a trick?

      JACK:
      No, Marla, I need to know--

      MARLA:
      --You mean, you want to know if we were just having sex or making love?

      JACK:
      We did make love.

      MARLA:
      Is that what you're calling it?

      JACK:
      Just answer the question, Marla, please. Did we do it or not?

      MARLA:
      You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?

      JACK (V.O.):
      We have just lost cabin pressure.

      JACK:
      What did you just say?

      MARLA:
      What is wrong with you?

      JACK:
      What did you just called me? Say my name!

      MARLA:
      Tyler Durden, Tyler Durden, you fucking freak, what's going on? I'm coming over.

      JACK:
      No, wait Marla, I'm not there!
      10616
        Tyler: aw right in the ear
        10615
          Tyler: "If you could fight any historical figure who would it be?"
          Narrator: "I'd fight Ghandi."
          Tyler: "Oooh, good answer."
          10614
            Jack: "This is going to take a huge amount of faith on your part"

            Marla: "Oh here comes an avalanche of Bull****"

            Jack: "A little more faith than that"
            10613
              Detective:
              You said that if anyone ever interferes with Project Mayhem, even you, we gotta get his balls.

              -Detective
              10612
                Robert Chesler:
                Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
                -Robert Chesler
                10611
                  Tyler Durden:
                  Tell him. Tell him, The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions.

                  -Tyler Durden
                  10610
                    Narrator:
                    Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

                    -Narrator
                    10609
                      Marla Singer:
                      You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

                      -Marla Singer
                      10608
                        Tyler Durden:
                        She's a predator posing as a house pet.
                        -Tyler Durden
                        10607
                          Narrator:
                          With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
                          -Narrator
                          10606
                            Airport Security Officer:
                            ...always use the indefinite article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo.
                            -Airport Security Officer
                            10605
                              Tyler Durden:
                              You just had a near-life experience!
                              -Tyler Durden
                              10604
                                Narrator:
                                If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
                                -Narrator
                                10603
                                  Marla Singer:
                                  You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
                                  -Marla Singer
                                  10602
                                    Tyler Durden:
                                    You are the all-singing,all-dancing crap of the world.
                                    -Tyler Durden
                                    10601
                                      Narrator:
                                      I am Jack's smirking revenge.
                                      -Narrator
                                      10600
                                        Project Mayhem:
                                        His name is Robert Paulsen!
                                        -Project Mayhem
                                        10599
                                          Tyler Durden:
                                          It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.
                                          -Tyler Durden
                                          10598
                                            Tyler Durden:
                                            The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a
                                            -Tyler Durden