Here Comes Garfield Quotes
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    10477
      Garfield: "Nice touch."
      10476
        Garfield: "I'm going to city pound, and I'm going to break Odie out of there! Look out, pound; here comes Garfield!"
        10475
          Garfield: "No! You can't take Odie away!"
          Fast Eddie: "Let him go, you fool! If you try to stop him, he'll take you too!"
          10474
            Garfield: "Who are you, and what business is it of yours anyhow?"
            Fast Eddie: "My name is Fast Eddie, and this is my associate, Fluffy. And if you must know, you should be nice to the mutt there because, uh...he's the next to go."
            10473
              Garfield: "When I want in, I want in NOW."
              10472
                Garfield: "It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"
                10471
                  Garfield: (after he smashes Jon's breakfast in his face) "I'm only human."
                  10470
                    Garfield: "It's pathetic the way some animals beg at the table. Where is your pride, Odie?"
                    10469
                      Garfield:
                      I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. I'm bored.
                      -Garfield
                      10468
                        Garfield:
                        I hate mornings. I like 'em better if they started later.
                        -Garfield
                        10467
                          Garfield:
                          What we have here is a failure to communicate.
                          -Garfield
                          10466
                            Garfield (impersonating Scarlett O'Hara):
                            Rhett, Rhett, whatever shall I do? Wherever shall I go?
                            -Garfield (impersonating Scarlett O'Hara)
                            10465
                              Garfield:
                              I'm not known for my compassion.
                              -Garfield
                              10464
                                Garfield:
                                Home is where they understand you.
                                -Garfield
                                10463
                                  Jon:
                                  Well, I suppose you boys had a big night, singing on the fence, chasing cars, while I sat home and worried myself sick over you?" (Garfield and Odie nod) "I thought so.
                                  -Jon
                                  10462
                                    Garfield:
                                    When I want in, I want in now!
                                    -Garfield
                                    10461
                                      Hubert:
                                      Hello, city pound? This is Hubert on Main Street, I've got a couple of customers for you, send a truck right over! [truck pulls up] What took you so long?
                                      -Hubert
                                      10460
                                        Garfield:
                                        Good morning sunshine. Welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet.
                                        -Garfield
                                        10459
                                          Garfield:
                                          So this is what it feels like to be potato salad.
                                          -Garfield
                                          10458
                                            Garfield:
                                            Take me to your leader, earthling, or I'll atomize your face, heh heh!
                                            -Garfield