Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes
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      Principal:
      From now on the school cormorant is OUT OF BOUNDS! Oh and Jenkins. Apparently your mother died this morning.
      -Principal
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        Fat Man:
        Get me a bucket im goin to throw up
        -Fat Man
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          Waiter to Fat Diner:
          It is but waifer thin.
          -Waiter to Fat Diner
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            Doctor:
            Get the machine that goes PING!
            -Doctor
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              Catholic Father:
              Every sperm is sacred.
              -Catholic Father
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                Doctor while helping woman give birth:
                Nurse: Doctor, the inspector's coming
                Doctor: Switch everything on!!!
                -Doctor while helping woman give birth
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                  Waiter to Fat Diner:
                  It's just a little mint!
                  -Waiter to Fat Diner