Stand by Me Quotes
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    3583
      vern:
      oh my god

      teddy:
      it's that brower kid.
      his ghost is out walking in the woods.

      vern:
      i promise i won't hawk no more dirty books.
      i promise i won't say no more bad swears.
      i promise i'll eat all my lima beans.

      teddy:
      two for flinching.
      3582
        vern:
        if i could only have one food for the rest of my life?
        that's easy. pez.
        cherry-flavored pez. no question about it.
        3581
          Man: (to Lard-Ass) "Boy, are you fat!"
          3580
            Junkyard man: Your Dad is a loony!
            Teddy duchamp: Call him that one more time.
            Junkyard man: Loony! Loony! Loony!
            Teddy: I'll rip of your head and S#it down your neck!

            Teddy Duchamp, Junkyard man
            3579
              Crowd: (chanting) "Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass!"
              3578
                Junkyard Owner: "Looney Looney Looney"
                3577
                  Vern: "Great spit at the fat kid"
                  3576
                    Teddy: "...Oh billy I think i just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory!"
                    3575
                      Chris: You four-eyed pile of s***!
                      Teddy: A pile of s*** has a THOUSAND eyes!
                      3574
                        Teddy: My father stormed the beaches at Normandy!
                        3573
                          Vern: Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer?
                          Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.
                          3572
                            The antler guys in the story:
                            Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom. (when lard ass walks)


                            Lard ass lard ass lard ass
                            -The antler guys in the story
                            3571
                              Gordie:
                              Traaaaaiiiiiinnnn!!
                              -Gordie
                              3570
                                the donelly twins:
                                hey lard ass! chow down wide load!
                                -the donelly twins
                                3569
                                  chris and gordie:
                                  chris: "who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?"
                                  gordie: "biggest one in 4 county's!
                                  -chris and gordie
                                  3568
                                    Ace:
                                    okay, you've stated your position clearly, now I'm gonna state mine....get in the f#*king car-NOW!
                                    -Ace
                                    3567
                                      vern and chris:
                                      vern: "yeah like if he's all cut up and blood and s#*t all over him-i might have nightmares"
                                      chris: "shut up vern"
                                      vern:"you know, like all guts and eyeballs ready to jump and grab..
                                      chris: "shut up vern god dammit!
                                      -vern and chris
                                      3566
                                        vern:
                                        oh yeah my cousins like that, sincerely, she weighs close to 300 pounds- supposed to be her hyboid gland or somethin, well I dont know bout any hyboid gland but what a blimp!no shit- she looks like a thanksgiving turkey, and you know this one time...
                                        -vern
                                        3565
                                          Chris:
                                          I just wish...that I could go some place where nobody knows me
                                          -Chris
                                          3564
                                            Gordie and Chris:
                                            Gordie: I'll see ya"
                                            chris: "not if I see you first"
                                            -Gordie and Chris