Young Frankenstein Quotes
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      Inspector:"he's following in his grandfather's vootshtops!

      Villagers: Huh?

      Insepctors: Starts pounding his feet, vootshtops, vootshtops!!

      Villagers: OH!! Footsteps!
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        Igor: "You know... I'll never forget my old dad... when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me."
        Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What did he say?"
        Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night!? Why don't you get our of there and give someone else a chance!?"
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          Town elder(Angrily bangs his gavel on his desk to

          restore order)That's enough Now!

          (To the citzens of Translyvaina)I will not have this

          meeting become a free for all!

          (Pointing his gavel at his fellow townsfolk)

          These are very serious charges and all the more

          painful to us..your elders..because..we still have

          nightmares from five times before.
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            Angry Villager:"He's A Frankenstein and they're all Alike!

            (Other Villagers growl in agreement at the meeting)

            Angry Villager:They can't help it..it's in their blood

            ..they say that they're working for us?

            ..But they really want is to rule the world!
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              You're putting me on.
              -Igor
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                Igor:"Dr.Frankenstein?"Fredric:"That's Froonkensteen!"Igor:"Do you also Froodric Froonkenstein?"Fredric:"No,It's Fredric".Fredric:"You Must be Igor".Igor:"No It's pronounced Eye-gor".Fredric:"They told me Igor".Igor:"They were wrong then,weren't they."
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                  Frau Blaucher:"Hello I'm Frau Blaucher"(Horses Whinney).Igor:"Blaucher"(Horses Whinney).Fredrick:"Pardon me boy,is this The Transylvania Station".Boy:"Yah,Yah,Track 29;Oh,can I give you A shine."
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                    Fredric:"Nice Grouping".Inspector:"Come let us go to my flat for A little wine,und A little spongecake,(Moster pull his wooden arm off)Und Shit!"
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                      "LIIIIFFFEEE GIVE MY CREATION LIFFEEE!"
                      -Frederick Frankenstein
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                        Fredric and Igor:
                        Fredric: What a filthy job.
                        Igor: Could be worse.
                        Fredric: How?
                        Igor: Could be raining.(A crash of thunder and it starts to rain.)
                        -Fredric and Igor
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                          Fredric and Frau Blucher:
                          Fredric: Stand back for the love of god! He has a rotten brain!

                          Frau Blucher: It's not rotten. It's a good brain.

                          Fredric: It's rotten I tell you! Rotten.
                          -Fredric and Frau Blucher
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                            Fredrick:
                            SEDAGIVE!?
                            -Fredrick
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                              Igor:
                              Dirty word! He said a dirty word!!
                              -Igor
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                                Inga:
                                Put ze candle back!
                                -Inga
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                                  Frederick Frankenstein:
                                  MY GRANDFATHERS' WORK WAS DOO-DOO! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN DEATH! THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ME IS THE PRESERVATION OF LIFE. (stabs himself in the leg with a scalpel) Class is dismissed.
                                  -Frederick Frankenstein
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                                    Dr. Frankenstein:
                                    Put the candle back.
                                    -Dr. Frankenstein
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                                      Dr. Frederick Frankenstein:
                                      Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!
                                      -Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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                                        Inga and Fredric:
                                        Inga(shouting through door): Dr. Fronkensteen. Are you all right?

                                        Fredric: MY NAME...IS FRANKENSTEIN!
                                        -Inga and Fredric
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                                          Frederick (to Igor):
                                          Damn your eyes!

                                          Igor(pointing to his eyes): Too late.
                                          -Frederick (to Igor)
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                                            The Monster:
                                            PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!
                                            -The Monster