Lethal Weapon Quotes
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      Murtaugh: (After Riggs nearly kills himself) "You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really ARE crazy!"
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        Riggs: "The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker."

        Murtaugh: "You sure?"

        Riggs: "Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole."
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          Riggs: "I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."
          2490
            Murtaugh: (Watching Mr. Joshua panting) "Get that shit off my lawn!"
            2489
              Riggs: "How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?"

              Mr. Joshua: "Don't mind if I do."
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                Mr. Joshua: (Stealing a woman's car) "Mind if I test drive your Audi?"
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                  Riggs: (Looking at a fancy house) "Think I saw this house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless..."
                  2485
                    Riggs: "You want me to drive?" Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? *I'LL* drive." Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town *IS* suicidal."
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                      Riggs: (Exiting the club with Murtaugh and Rianne) "What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 'Let's get the flock out of here!'"
                      2483
                        Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you DIDN'T kill?"

                        Riggs: "I haven't killed you yet!"
                        2482
                          Murtaugh: (To Dixie the hooker): "All dressed up and no one to blow!".
                          2481
                            Riggs: (To the suicidal office worker) "Do you REALLY wanna jump?"
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                              Martin Riggs:
                              Well waddaya wanna hear man!? Do you wanna hear that sometimes i feel like eating a bullet! hah? well I do, I've even got a special one for the occasion look with a hollowed point make sure it blows the back of my brains out do the job right!
                              -Martin Riggs
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                                Roger Murtaugh:
                                I'm getting too old for this shit.
                                -Roger Murtaugh