Lethal Weapon Quotes

2493

Murtaugh: (After Riggs nearly kills himself) "You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really ARE crazy!"

2492

Riggs: "The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker."

Murtaugh: "You sure?"

Riggs: "Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole."

2491

Riggs: "I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."

2490

Murtaugh: (Watching Mr. Joshua panting) "Get that shit off my lawn!"

2489

Riggs: "How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?"

Mr. Joshua: "Don't mind if I do."

2488

Mr. Joshua: (Stealing a woman's car) "Mind if I test drive your Audi?"

2487

Riggs: (Looking at a fancy house) "Think I saw this house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless..."

2486

Police Officer: (To Mr. Joshua) "May I help you?"

Mr. Joshua: "Yes, officer. I was wondering if you could tell me how many bullets are in this gun". (He kills the police officer and drives off).

2485

Riggs: "You want me to drive?" Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? *I'LL* drive." Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town *IS* suicidal."

2484

Riggs: (Exiting the club with Murtaugh and Rianne) "What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 'Let's get the flock out of here!'"

2483

Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you DIDN'T kill?"

Riggs: "I haven't killed you yet!"

2482

Murtaugh: (To Dixie the hooker): "All dressed up and no one to blow!".

2481

Riggs: (To the suicidal office worker) "Do you REALLY wanna jump?"

2480

Martin Riggs:

Well waddaya wanna hear man!? Do you wanna hear that sometimes i feel like eating a bullet! hah? well I do, I've even got a special one for the occasion look with a hollowed point make sure it blows the back of my brains out do the job right!
-Martin Riggs

2479

Roger Murtaugh:

I'm getting too old for this shit.
-Roger Murtaugh

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