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    9339
      Jimmy: You think those whales piss in that water?
      Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
      9338
        Michael Sobel: Was that really Paul Vitti?
        Dr. Ben Sobel: Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.
        9337
          Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't really gonna whack you.
          Dr. Ben Sobel: Paul...
          Boss Paul Vitti: Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.
          9336
            Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
            Jelly: A half a sandwich.
            9335
              Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the "family" I had in mind.
              9334
                Dr. Ben Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
                9333
                  Dr. Ben Sobel: They threw me in the shark tank, Paul! The shark tank!
                  Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, they were trying to make a point.
                  Dr. Ben Sobel: What, that you're a scary guy? Believe me, I get it.
                  9332
                    Dr. Ben Sobel: Doc, if you gotta talk, try to be vague. Can you do that?
                    Dr. Ben Sobel: I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
                    9331
                      Dr. Ben Sobel: You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
                      Boss Paul Vitti: Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
                      9330
                        Primo: Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
                        9329
                          Dr. Ben Sobel: You know normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of Scotch during a session.
                          9328
                            Dr. Ben Sobel: I am redefining weird on an hourly basis.
                            9327
                              Boss Paul Vitti: I was Fredo? I don't think so.
                              9326
                                Boss Paul Vitti: [narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a meeting. A big meeting.
                                9325
                                  Jelly: You should get more roughage in your diet, Doc. A bran muffin in the morning would help that.
                                  9324
                                    Dr. Ben Sobel: You broke my heart, Jelly, you broke my heart.
                                    9323
                                      Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
                                      9322
                                        Dr. Ben Sobel: That's it! Over! I'm no longer your doctor!
                                        Boss Paul Vitti: What? 'Cause of this?
                                        Dr. Ben Sobel: Because of this little DOUBLE HOMICIDE? YES!
                                        9321
                                          Dr. Ben Sobel: J-Jelly? Did I do that?
                                          Jelly: No, Doc. That one's mine. You got the '72 Chevy, and the Amana side-by-side refrigerator-freezer.
                                          9320
                                            FBI Agent Steadman: Dr. Sobel, Mam. I'm Agent Steadman, Agent Ricci, Agent Provano, Federal Bureau Of Investigation, OCD.
                                            Dr. Ben Sobel: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
                                            FBI Agent Ricci: Organized Crime Division. We need to talk.