The Three Musketeers Quotes
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      Porthos, D'Artagnan:
      Random Villian: It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAH!
      [Villans jump overboard]

      D'Artagnan: Pirate?

      Porthos: I told you I was famous.

      -Porthos, D'Artagnan
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        Porthos and Athos:
        Porthos: Champagne?

        Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.

        Porthos: You're right - something red.
        -Porthos and Athos
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          Porthos:
          AH-HA! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!
          -Porthos
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            Porthos:
            This axe was a gift to me by the Czarina of Tokyo!
            -Porthos
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              Porthos:
              Little pimple...meet me behind the Luxemburg at 1:00, and bring a LONG wooden box.
              -Porthos
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                Porthos and D'Artagnan:
                Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me...
                D'Artagnan: Who? The world's biggest windbag?
                -Porthos and D'Artagnan
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                  Porthos:
                  This sash was a gift to me by the Queen of America!
                  -Porthos
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                    Porthos:
                    Go home; find a wench. Raise fat babies, and live a good, long life.
                    -Porthos
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                      Porthos and Athos:
                      Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
                      Athos: Why not?
                      Porthos: Because I'm fighting him!
                      -Porthos and Athos
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                        Girard and D'Artagnan:
                        Girard: My brothers will avenge me...
                        D'Artagnan: (sees men coming over hill on horses) Already?!
                        -Girard and D'Artagnan
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                          Cardinal Richelieu:
                          All for one...and more for me!
                          -Cardinal Richelieu
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                            Aramis:
                            Is he a man of God or a man of gold?
                            -Aramis
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                              Girard:
                              D'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!
                              -Girard
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                                Aramis:
                                Ah...hello again, Cyclops...
                                -Aramis
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                                  Richelieu and Lady DeWinter:
                                  Richelieu: Let me warn you that with a snap of my fingers, I can send you back to the block where I found you!
                                  DeWinter: (knife pointed at cardinal's "manhood") And with a flick of my wrist...I could change your religion.
                                  -Richelieu and Lady DeWinter
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                                    Lady DeWinter:
                                    I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity.
                                    -Lady DeWinter
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                                      Porthos:
                                      Rochefort...isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?
                                      -Porthos
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                                        Porthos:
                                        You, boy...are selfish, pig-headed, and arrogant...I like that...it reminds me of me!
                                        -Porthos
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                                          Aramis:
                                          Oh, thank you...you broke my fall perfectly.
                                          -Aramis
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                                            Porthos:
                                            Gaw, I love my work!
                                            -Porthos