Nine Months
Release: July 12, 1995

Everything is going great for Sam. He has a steady job, a girlfriend, and a great group of friends. That is, until he discovers his girlfriend is pregnant. A discovery that will prove how mature he really is.

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Truman: "My dad's an asshole."
Samuel Faulkner: "Okay. Good. Um, is that something you can maybe elaborate on for me a little?"
Truman: "Okay. My dad's a giant asshole."
Marty: "You know what? I ought to come over there and kick your bony little ass if I wasn't going to have my 5 year-old daughter do it!"
Gail: "You keep this up and you're gonna die alone. Like a dog. Like a bum. Like Van Gogh."
Truman: "Are you alright, Man?"
Samuel Faulkner: "Yes, I'm fine. I was just listening to what you were saying. Um, could you repeat it so I could get it down?"
Truman: "You're an asshole, and my dad's a bastard!"
Gail Dwyer: "I hate you! You did this to me you miserable piece of dick-brained, horseshit slime-sucking son of a whore bitch!"
Marty: "That's perfect! I got it all on film, the kids will love it!"
Arnie: "I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You" lunchbox up your ass!"
Dr. Kosevich: "You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord."
Dr. Kosevich: "We'll crack open another bottle just as soon as I circumcise your son!"
Rebecca Taylor: "Sam! My water broke!"
Samuel Faulkner: "Well, we'll get you another one!"
Dr. Kosevich: "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
Samuel Faulkner: "Are you sure?"
Rebecca Taylor: "I'm ten days late."
Samuel Faulkner: "And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?"
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