Janine:
"You know?
You guys have ALL THE FUN!
Going out there busting ghosts and all that.
And what do I do?
I just sit here in this stuffy old office answering phone calls and waiting on you to return.
I DEMAND AN INCREASE IN MY PAY!
AND I WANT IT.....NOW!!!"
Peter:
"Say Egon, I just had a thought.
Egon: You had a thought?
Peter: Yes.
Egon: Have a cookie.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It's how they train seals Peter, and I'm all out of fish."
Egon:
"Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack to explosive overload?
Peter: No.
Egon: I do."
Ray:
"Oh no, no! It can't be!
Peter: Ray what is .... oh no, don't even tell me Ray!
Ray: It was here all along and I didn't even see it, the name of this village, Lupusville, Lupus is the latin word for Wolf, or in this case *the villagers begin to transform* Werewolves!"
Peter Venkman:
"I came, I saw, I captured!
-Peter Venkman"
Peter Venkman:
"Slimer, you bad ghost!
-Peter Venkman"
Egon:
"To Peter Venkman, he may kill us yet. Cheers.
-Egon"
Ray Stantz:
"You'd make a heck of a mad scientist, Egon!
-Ray Stantz"
Slimer:
"OOOOOH! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!
-Slimer"
Peter Venkman:
"Oh no. I'm not going anywhere until I've had my breakfast.
-Peter Venkman"
Ray:
"This is Nuts!
-Ray"
Janine Melnitz:
"Come on Mrs Faversham, I'll show you where they think up new ways to do stupid things."
Egon Spengler.:
"I'm not going to talk to you for at least a week. It't not good for me."
Ray Stanz:
"I've got an idea. HEY SLIMER! PIZZA!"
Ray Stantz:
"Oh Peter! Tell me a bedtime story."
Peter Venkman:
"Alright. Once upon a time there were four Ghostbusters who were trying to catch the Boogie Man but they couldn't because one of them wouldn't shut up and go to sleep. The End."
Egon Spengler:
"I've got it! E=MC2! E=MC......... Nevermind! Just nevermind!"
Winston Zeddmore:
"Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis? Is that a law firm?"