Game Show Announcer:
"Guests of the new celebrity 'Ding-Dang-Dong' stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000."
Peter:
"Kevin?! You spent $967 on room service?!"
Kevin:
"Excuse me, where's the front lobby?"
Donald Trump:
"Down the hall and to the left."
Kevin:
"Thanks."
Kate:
"PETER!"
Kate and Peter:
"WE DID IT AGAIN!!"
Jeff McCallister:
"Beat that you little Trout sniffer!"
Peter:
"Kevin, you walk out of here and you'll sleep on the third floor."
Fuller:
"Yeah. With me. *sips Coke*"
Marv:
"SUCK BRICK KID!!!!!"
Marv:
"you wearing aftershave?"
Harry:
"that's not aftershave, its kerosene, the rope's soaked in it."
Marv:
"that's silly, who'd soak a rope in Kerosene?"
Kevin:
"I'm down here, you big horse's ass!"
Cop:
"...the prisoners have already exchanged Christmas gifts."
Marv:
"We missed the presents?"
Harry:
"That's real smart Marv. You bust outta jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?!"
Mr. Duncan:
"Where did you get all that money?"
Kevin:
"Um… I have a lot of grandmas."
Harry:
"I never made it to the sixth grade, and it looks like you're not gonna, either."
Kevin:
"[his voice playing back deeper on his Talkboy] Howdy-do? This is Peter McCalister, the Father. I'd like a hotel room, please, with an XL bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators that you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it!"
Announcer of the Plaza Hotel commercial:
"Guests of the new celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel. For reservations, call toll free: 1-800-759-3000."
Buzz:
"(seeing the hotel bill) "Oh, Daaaad! (bellowing so all of New York can hear) "KEVIN! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!!!!""
Frank:
"Get outta here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!"
Uncle Frank:
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!!"
Kevin:
"Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate?!"
Kevin McCallister:
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"