Dumb & Dumber
Release: December 15, 1994

The story of two extremely stupid friends who go on a road trip to return a briefcase to a woman.

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Harry: "I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"
Lloyd: "Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Pfft!"
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Lloyd Christmas: "Nice accent....New Jersey?"
Lloyd: "This isn't my real job you know."
Mary: "No?"
Lloyd: "Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up our money to open up our own pet store."
Mary: "That's nice."
Lloyd: "I Got Worms."
Mary: "I beg your pardon?"
Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms.' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms?"
Harry: "My parakeet Petey. He's dead."
Lloyd: "Oh, I'm sorry, Harry. What happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off."
Lloyd: "His head fell off?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."
Harry: "I was expecting the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit man."
Harry: "Jeez look at the butt on that."
Lloyd: "Yeah. He must work out."
Harry: "I pictured the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit."
Lloyd: "Excuse me, Flo? What's the soup du jour?"
Waitress: "It's the soup of the day."
Lloyd: "Mmmmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."
Lloyd: "We've landed on the moon!"
Lloyd: "You cant triple stamp a double stamp!"
Doorman: "Excuse me gentlemen, this is a $500 plate dinner. Goodnight."
Harry: "Ohhhhh. Alright ok no problem. Here, put us down for four. [Harry hands the doorman $2000.]"
Lloyd: "In case we want seconds."
Cop: "Pullover!"
Harry: "No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing."
Harry: "Nice set of hooters you got there."
Mary: "(covering her breasts) I beg your pardon?"
Harry: "The Owls, there beautiful."
Harry: "Just when I think you couldn't do anything any dumber you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"
Policeman who stops Harry & Lloyd for having open beer bottles in the van.: "Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsivina. C'mon give me that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak C'mon!!!"
Mary: "I hope you're not using the toilet it's broken."
Harry: "Huh?"
Mary: "The toilet doesn't flush."
Harry: "According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches."
Harry: "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!"
Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it!"
Lloyd: "Man, you are one pathetic loser."
Lloyd: "So what happened, Har? Some little filly break your heart?"
Harry: "No, It was a girl."
Lloyd: "Oh!"
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