G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Debut: January 01, 1983
Ended: January 01, 1986

alternately aired under the title "The MASS Device" during the series' syndication. Cobra develops an experimental teleportation unit, known as the MASS device, which has the ability to transport matter to any global location, using a satellite to relay the teleportation beam. G.I. Joe must stop Cobra by creating a MASS system of their own, but first must gather the three rare elements that power the device, which consist of radioactive crystals, heavy water found in the depths of the ocean, and fragments from a giant meteorite.

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Cobra Commander: "Destro, come in Destro! *on screen appears Destro and The Baroness making out* Stop that Destro! I see exactly what your doing and I'm positively stunned! Destro: *he and Baroness quickly break up* She.. she had something in her eye! Cobra Commander: My eye she did!"
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Everyone: "Knowing is half the battle -Everyone"
Everyone: "Yo Joe! -Everyone"
Monkeywrench: "Yo Joe this. -Monkeywrench"
Destro: "I find that to be most distasteful. -Destro"
Lady Jaye: "Maybe we could be related somehow? -Lady Jaye"
Flint: "Remember a Cobra's a snake; and SNAKE is SNEAK spelled sideways -Flint"
General Hawk: "I'll teach you what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you -General Hawk"
Sgt.Slaughter: "There are two ways out. One on your feet or two in a dity bag an ity bity dity bag. -Sgt.Slaughter"
Zartan: "A gem of that size answers all my questions -Zartan"
Sargent Slaughter: "When I'm done with you skuzzbucket they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squegee! -Sargent Slaughter"
Barbaque: "PSA- "hey kids dont touch that fire" -Barbaque"
Roadblock: "Mess with me and have no doubt, I'll turn your EYEBALLS inside out!"
The Drednocks: "Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune."
The Drednocks: "Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune."
Roadblock: "Heeeyyy!! What's go-wan on?!!! Lets get outta this hole, and start to roll!"
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