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Becky:
"I got a job today."
Otis:
"Oh, yeah? Doing what?"
Becky:
"At a beauty parlour."
Otis:
"A beauty parlour?"
Becky:
"I'm a shampoo girl."
Otis:
"What's that?"
Becky:
"What's it sound like, you dummy?"
Otis:
"How the hell should I know. You ever seen me in a beauty parlour?"
Becky:
"I give shampoos... A woman gets her hair shampooed before she gets it cut, and I do it."
Otis:
"They pay you for that?"
Becky:
"Of course they do. Besides, I used to do it some back home after I met Leroy. Do you like it better than dancing naked?"
Otis:
"Don't start with me, Otis."
Henry:
"You used to dance naked?"
Otis:
"Sure, all the time around the house."
Becky:
"Otis!"
Otis:
"Best little naked dancer you ever saw."
Becky:
"You never!"
Otis:
"[chuckles]"
Henry:
"Were you really a dancer?"
Becky:
"I danced some, in a club. And, I wasn't naked! I wore a costume. But, I guess it wasn't very much."
Otis:
"When you gonna dance for us?"
Becky:
"When the pope pees in his hat, Otis."
Otis:
"[giggles, to Henry] Ain't she got a mouth on her?"
Becky:
"I better have something on me to defend me from a pig like you."
Otis:
"[snorts like a pig]"
Becky:
"Otis..."
Henry:
"Them's pretty earrings you got on, Becky."
Becky:
"Thank you, Henry. At least there's one gentleman at this table."
Otis:
"Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Now don't get mad. I was just having a little fun with you, that's all."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
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