Dude, Where’s My Car?
Release: December 15, 2000

Jesse and Chester, two bumbling stoners, wake up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car. They encounter a variety of people while looking for it, including their angry girlfriends, an angry street gang, a transexual stripper, a cult of alien seeking fanatics, and aliens in human form looking for a mystical device that could save or destroy the world.

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Chinese Restaurant Intercom: "And then?..."
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Jesse: "Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying."
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Jesse: "Is it possible that we got so wasted last night that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?"
Chester: "I'd say it's entirely possible."
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Jesse: "You know what we should do?"
Chester: "Eat?"
Jesse: "No."
Chester: "(stops to think) Eat!"
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Jesse: "I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe."
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Chester: "Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude."
Jesse: "I'm not the one who called the Dalai Lama a fag!"
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Alien Nordic Dude: " We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."
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Jesse: "Hey, have you seen my car?"
Christie: "Well, I saw it last night. I mean, I saw the backseat..."
Jesse: "No, I'm talking about the whole thing."
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Mr. Pizzacoli: "A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!"
Jesse: "Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet."
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Jesse: "Dude, Where's my car?"
Chester: "Where's your car, dude?"
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