Elliot:
"Please Sir Edith?"
Sir Edith:
"It's Sir Ed-ith."
Elliot:
"But on the book it's spelled Edith."
Sir Edith:
"But it is pronounced Ed-ith!"
Elliot:
"But it is a girls name."
Sir Edith:
"Look here, Edith is not a girls name. Edith is a boys name."
Elliot:
"Who were you named after?"
Sir Edith:
"I was named after my grand mama."
Elliot:
"And they called her Ed-ith?"
Sir Edith:
"No they called her Edith."
Elliot:
"So you see it is a girls name."
Sir Edith:
"Noooo! It's Not!!"
Curtis:
"Evil Master i am yours to command."
Elliot:
"I command you to go to hell and sit on a hot coal wait until it snows."
Curtis:
"Ooooh!, Yess!, Master! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Elliot:
"My father on my 9th birthday dressed up in a bunny costume for a whole week."
Danny(son):
"A whole week?"
Elliot:
"A whole week!, because his zipper was stuck."
Sir Edith:
"I sensed a disturdance in the spirit ether. Which is almost always a sure sign of intercorporeal maltransference."
Elliot:
"Huh, What?"
Sir Edith:
"It means they screwed up!"