Posey:
"i thought you didn't like tomato juice"
Andre:
"yeah, but i figured if i drink enough, it'll kill me"
Tori:
"read the phone, jade
read the phone"
Jade:
"but why have you been sleeping here in school?"
Cat:
"because, my parents wanted me to stay with my uncle walter and aunt parla, but they're mean"
Robbie:
"whats wrong with them?"
Cat:
"everything
they don't like my red hair, they only eat vegetables, they said i can't have unlimited texting, and they won't let me flush the toilet unless its absolutely necessary"
Robbie:
"so...you ran away?"
Cat:
"uh-huh
i live here now"
Tori:
"hey, this seems like a lot of pizza dough
are you sure you're reading the recipe right?"
Jade:
"yeah
i said four cups of flour"
Tori:
"you said four pounds of flour!"
Jade:
"oh yeah, i meant four cups"
Cat:
"its true"
Tori:
"that normals boring?"
Cat:
"no, that nobody asked me out to the prom"
Rex:
"I told you global warming was bogus!"
Robbie:
"Stop watching Fox News."
Rex:
"No, it's fair and balanced."
Robbie:
"No no no! This is bad news!"
Robbie's grandma:
"What's wrong, honey?"
Robbie:
"They cancelled the Internet!"
Robbie's grandma:
"They did?"
Robbie:
"Yes. Bad economy, low ratings, they just cancelled the whole Internet!"
Jade:
"hey, wait a minute
sinjin?"
Sinjin:
"hi, jade"
Jade:
"where did you get that lamp?"
Sinjin:
"[looks behind him] uh...at the lamp store"
Jade:
"it looks exactly like the lamp i have in my den at home"
Sinjin:
"oh
weird"
Jade:
"are you in my house?!"
Sinjin:
"[runs away]"
Jade:
"take your computer with you!"
Sinjin:
"[takes his laptop] please don't tell my mother!"
Jade:
"what is going on?"
Beck:
"you just kicked my door open"
Jade:
"put the dog down and tell me about this cheerleader chick who lives next door"
Beck:
"im not gonna put the dog down"
Jade:
"aren't you?"
Andres Grandmother:
"I DON'T KNOW YOU! AAAHHHH!"
Cat:
"my names cat"
Tori:
"oh, like the animal"
Cat:
"whats that supposed to mean?!"
Tori:
"uh, nothing
i love cats"
Cat:
"oh me too
they're so cute"
Tori:
"as if i care what you think"
Jade:
"better watch yourself"
Tori:
"can't take it?"
Jade:
"don't push me!"
Tori:
"eat your pants"
Jade:
"YOU EAT YOUR PANTS!"