Season 1Episode 1
    Dr. Scratchansniff tells a story to his psychiatrist about how he met the Warners for the first time. Mr. Plotz has Dr. Scratchansniff get them "de-zanitized" so they don't cause anymore trouble for the studio. He tries many methods to get their zany behavior under control, but he ends up being driven crazy instead and yanking all the hair off his head, making him how he looks today. At the end, he learns that his psychiatrist was actually the Warners, and he becomes so horrified he goes flying past the stars.
    Nighty-Night Toon
      Season 1Episode 1
      This is a cartoon short that parodies the children's story "Good Night Moon". The characters to appear in this cartoon are: Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Ralph, Dr. Scratchansniff, Hello Nurse, Pinky, Brain, Bobby, Pesto, Squit, Slappy Squirrel, Buttons, Mindy, Rita, Runt, Marita Hippo, Flavio Hippo, and Mr. Skullhead.
      Yakko's World
        Season 1Episode 1
        The Monkey Song
          Season 1Episode 1
          The Warner Trio pester Dr. Scratchansniff throughout the entire cartoon set to song. Characters to appear in this cartoon (in order of appearance): Squit, Pesto, Bobby, Marita Hippo, Flavio Hippo, Dr. Scratchansniff, Ralph, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Hello Nurse, The Mime, Skippy Squirrel, Slappy Squirrel, Pinky, Brain, Mindy, Buttons.
          Win Big
            Season 1Episode 2
            Brain thinks up a plan to take over the world by creating a powerful magnet that will magnetize any loose change in everybody's pants, weighing them down to the ground and immobilize them; but in order to build it, he needs $99.000 to get the last remaining part. He then decides to go on a game show that parodies "Jeopardy!" to get the money. He poses as a man by donning himself in a large robotic suit. While on the show, he answers every question correctly and makes it to the final round, but he loses the game when he is given a question that he didn't know because it had to do with a TV quote that annoyed him when Pinky said it a lot. Since he wagered everything, he ended up with nothing.
            Cookies For Einstein
              Season 1Episode 2
              The Warners are selling boxes of cookies in Switzerland and they try to sell a box to Albert Einstein, who's trying to find the theory of relativity but he's having a very hard time doing so. The Warners keep on pestering Einstein into buying a box of cookies, and then Einstein becomes so upset the Warners decide to sing "The Acme Song" to cheer him up. When Wakko spells out the word "Acme" backwards (with his "a" looking like a "2"), Albert Einstein then finds the theory of relativity thanks to the Warners.
              Yakko's Universe
                Season 1Episode 3
                Yakko sings a song about the wonders of the universe.

                *SONG LYRICS*

                Everybody lives on a street, in a city, in a village, or a town for what it's worth.
                And they're all inside a country, which is part of a continent that sits upon a planet known as Earth.
                And the Earth is ball full of oceans and some mountains, which is out there spinning silently in space.
                And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals and also the entire human race.

                It's a great big universe, and we're all really puny.
                We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney.
                It's big and black and inky, and we are small and dinky.
                It's a big universe and we're not.

                And we're part of a vast interplanetary system stretching seven-hundred billion miles long.
                With nine planets and the sun, we think Earth's the only one that has life on it, although we could be wrong.
                Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids, including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
                And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons in a panoramic trillion mile view.

                And still, it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars in a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
                It's sixty-thousand trillion miles from one end to the other, and still that's just a fraction of the way.
                Because there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky filled with constellations, planets, moons, and stars.
                And still, the universe extends to a place that never ends, which is probably just inside a little jar.

                It's a great big universe, and we're all really puny.
                We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney.
                Though we don't know how we got here, we and important part here.
                It's a big universe and it's ours!
                Slappy Goes Walnuts
                  Season 1Episode 3
                  Slappy Squirrel decides to make her world-famous "Walnut Surprise" for her nephew, Skippy. But they are out of walnuts, so they decide to get some from a walnut tree in the yard that is home to Doug The Dog, one of Slappy's archenemies that still hates her to this day. Slappy uses all of her old cartoon techniques to deal with Doug as she and Skippy gather walnuts.
                  H.M.S. Yakko
                    Season 1Episode 3
                    The Warner Trio wash ashore on a tropical island, which is the private property of Cap'n Mel, a short but villainous pirate captain. He tries to get rid of the Warners in any possible way, but the Warners drive him crazy throughout the cartoon and sing all kinds of songs that spoof the ones used in the musical "The Pirates Of Penance".
                    Queen Of De-Nile
                      Season 1Episode 25
                      Rita and Runt travel all the way to Egypt, mistaking it for Palm Springs. There, Cleopatra is in search of a cat as her royal pet; she sees Rita and decides to keep her (and have Runt work with the slaves). They are both enjoying themselves in Egypt until Runt learns that Rita is about to be sacrificed, so Runt saves her and they decide to leave.
                      Hercule Yakko
                        Season 1Episode 25
                        Marita's valuable diamond necklace is missing, and it's up to the Warners to solve the mystery and find it (which turns out that she was sitting on it the whole time). Characters to appear in this cartoon (in order of appearance): Marita Hippo, Flavio Hippo, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Chicken Boo, Slappy Squirrel, Minerva Mink, Brain, Pinky.
                        Babblin' Bijou
                          Season 1Episode 26
                          In this classic-style cartoon that the Warners starred in back then in 1930, the Warners are watching a movie in a theater, and Dot does a silly dance as she falls in love with the star of the movie; thus, she and her brothers are kicked out of the theater by a hot-headed usher and they try to get back in. When they make it back inside the theater, they get chased into the projector room; they then go inside the movie projector and are instantaneously in the movie they and everyone else is watching, and they have a little fun at the end.
                          Potty Emergency
                            Season 1Episode 26
                            Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are watching a cheesy sci-fi movie at a theater. Wakko then drinks so much he has to go to the bathroom...badly. He tries to go in the theater, but the mens' room is out of order and he gets chased out trying to use the womens' room. He then tries to go someplace else, but every place he goes to won't let him use the restroom. He decides to go to the park to not think about it, but he sees many things that make him want to go (sprinklers, a garden hose, a drinking fountain, and a pitcher of lemonade being poured). He thens finds a gas station, but he refused to go after seeing how nasty the place was inside. He then pulls out a toilet and tries to use it, but everyplace he goes to use it, he's being watched. When he's had enough of running around, he finally uses it in the movie he and his sibs are watching.
                            Draculee, Draculaa
                              Season 1Episode 29
                              The Warners end up in Transylvania, mistaking it for Pennsylvania. They decide to spend a night in the castle of the infamous Count Dracula. While there, he tries to suck blood from the neck of Dot, but the Warners pester him and drive him crazy in so many ways that his explosive temper causes his castle to crumble apart. The Warners then continue traveling to Pennsylvania and they end up in Tasmania.
                              Moon Over Minerva
                                Season 1Episode 30
                                A nerdy and shy wolf named Wilford B. Wolf tries to ask Minerva Mink out on a date, but she rejects him each time he tries to appeal to her. Late that night, as Wilford is moping to himself, the moon becomes full and he transforms into a handsome hunk with long hair and a muscular body. When Minerva sees him, she falls madly in love with him, not knowing it's actually Wilford. When the moon gets blocked by the clouds, he transforms back to his nerdy self, and Minerva thinks the hunk has disappeared when Wilford's around. She then looks around until the moon becomes visible again, and Minerva is happy to see him again. When she kisses him, the sun comes up and she realizes the hunk she kissed was really Wilford. Wilford then tells her that he is a werewolf, and that he transforms every 28 days.