Porky's
Release: November 13, 1981

Set in 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to help a buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

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Tommy Turner: "Jesus Christ! It's the mother lode."
Mr. Cavanaugh: "Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy."
Tim: "A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer."
Pee Wee Morris: "All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!"
Billy: "That's it. I am not taking a shower with you."
Coach Brakett: "Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school. Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
Tommy Turner: "And this is the pride of Angel Beach. Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as *Meat*."
Cherry Forever: "Oh, my God. The boy's deformed!"
Billy: "Cherry, this is Pee Wee."
Cherry Forever: "I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band?"
Pee Wee Morris: "I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold."
Wendy: "Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
Meat: "Everybody in town, from what I hear."
Tommy Turner: "Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers."
Coach Brakett: "You can tell me why they call her Lassie."
Coach Warren: "Just get her up in the equipment room, and you'll find out. But beware of King Kong."
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