Seinfeld
Debut: July 05, 1989
Ended: May 14, 1998

The lives and misadventures of four friends living in New York City,also known as" the show about nothing!"

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Puddy: "We're the Devils! The Devils! YEAAAAAAH!"
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Kramer: "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
George: "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Jerry: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
George: "I was in the Pool!"
Kramer: "I'm so keen-o, on Beefarino, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for king and queen-o."
George: "Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home."
Kramer: "Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill?"
Kramer: "I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe."
Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!"
Jerry: "Hmmm, Seven Costanza. Yep, I can see it now: Seven periods of school per day, seven beatings a day, seven stitches per beating, followed by seven years to life."
Elaine: "I dont know how you guys walk around with those things."
George: "The summer of George!!!"
Kenny Banya: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold Jerry, gold!"
Jerry: "That is one magic loogie!"
Kramer: "Who doesn't want a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's mint, it's delicious!"
George: "(to Newman who doesn't want to deliver mail on a rainy day) What about the mailman's creed?!?!? Whether rain nor sleet nor snow.... it's the FIRST ONE!!!"
Jerry: "BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE!"
Jerry: "It must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to Hell at no less than three miles an hour."
Jerry: "Newman"
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