The Simpsons
Debut: December 17, 1989

The Simpsons has since grown into the longest running animated primetime series on U.S. television! Since its introduction in 1989, it has become an icon of American popular culture. Lampooning everything from science and technology to pop culture, the series was not afraid right out the door to take risks and do things that other similar TV shows never dared to do. Created by Matt Groening and originally debuting as a series of sketches on "The Tracy Ullman Show" the series still maintains the same relevance it had when it was new and has a world that changes and evolves in the same as our modern world, even though the characters never age.

Intros
Credits
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Red Bloody words: "[flying in from the left, right and below, in-order, as their bottoms are dripping, against the monochromed nighttime setting] "Horror", "Blood", "Gore"
Lisa/Bart: "O-ooo-ooo-oh, yeah." / "Who-ooo-oa."
Man: "[scenes in order: three hounds barking, a man with a pitchfork backing away, and 4 other villagers backing away, repeat the same animation until the title]" [narrating] "40 years ago: A film that was so shocking; so terrifying, it was sealed in a concrete vault deep beneath the Earth. But even the new management of Sony/TriStar could not contain the pure evil of... 'The Bloodening'!"
Bart: "[while the spot is playing; via phone] Milhouse, do you see what's on Channel 6?"
Milhouse: "[via phone; as he watches the 'Teletubbies' on PBS.] Uh... Yeah. It- It's really something. [he switches to Channel 6, and he 'Aah!'s]"
Narrator: "[footage of the crowd running away from the screening in its initial theatrical release is shown.] A registered nurse, trained in the treatment of terror, will be on duty during the showing of: 'The Bloodening'. [evil laughter]"
Lisa/Bart: "[gasped during the middle of the above sentence.]"
Male Announcer: "[the footage freezes] Now playing at the Springfield Drive-In... after dark."
Bart: "[via phone again] Milhouse, spread the word: We're seeing this movie; Tonight. That's right; We're breaking curfew."
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Marge: "[she and the father go inside Try-N-Save on Christmas Eve, as...; ♪"Deck the Halls" (Instrumental)♪] Homer, look at this mob. [a crowded customer line with four out of nine open registers] The good toys are probably all gone."
Homer: "("hic-hic"s) Oh, Santa's got a little trick up his sleeve. [he takes off his mittens as it approaches...; uses P.A.] Attention, shoppers: Register 9 is now open for your shopping convenience. [a small batch of customers come to that just-opened register]"
Homer (Cashier): "[a customer with a blue short-sleeved shirt is now putting toys on the register] (a model car) Sorry, these are for display only. (a teddy bear) This has been recalled. (a refillable water shooter) Ooh, Bart would like this. (...and a football) We're out of these. (He didn't take a hockey puck.)"
Customer's Mother: "[about the football] Out? But I just-..."
Homer: "Register nine is now closed. [he opens the register and stuffs his stack of cash on the door, before he steals the last-minute Christmas toys he paid for.] ("He-he-he"s)"
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Bart: "I passed! I got a D minus! I... Kissed the teacher!!"
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Marge: "(after Lisa runs away seeing the devil) What's gotten into Lisa?"
Bart: "Beats the hell outta me."
Homer: "BART!!"
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Mr. Burns: "[omitted gag from "Rosebud"] Tell me, Smithers: What are Homer Simpson's two favorite things in the world? (soft chuckles) Beer and Television [labeled as "T.V." at the right laver] Now, watch this. (struggles and pulls both lavers)"
Smithers: "Sir, those... lavers aren't connected to anything."
Burns: "Hmm? (looks behind briefly and back) I know that."
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Homer: "[deleted dialogue from "Lisa's Sax"] Ah, Krusty; Entertain me with your disgusting underbelly."
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Lisa: "[about the Party Pose's music...] There's something about this video."
Marge: "None of those girls has had three kids; I can tell you that."
Lisa: "No; Something else."
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Calamity Coyote: "FurrBall and I heard one too!"
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Tails: "I always remember ecstatically where I was when that guy said 'Oh, my god.' on TV."
Bart, Luigi & Stimpy: "Oh, yeah!"
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Homer: "Tails, don't do that! Your hands are too powerful!"
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Ned Flanders: "(Sighs as he looks at his picture his late wife Edna Krabappel) I sure do that laugh."
Nelson Muntz: "Ha-Ha! I miss her, too."
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Scott Christain: "Hello, I am Scott Christain filling in for Kent Brockman tonight. Why did the clown cross the road? To arm-robbed at the Kwik-E-Mart. Full stories right after the commercial."
Homer Simpson: "Do you this guy in lunchbox?"
Bart Simpson: "You mean Krusty the Clown? He is my idol."
Homer Simpson: "Maybe you should run off to bed."
Scott Christain: "Krusty the Clown is behind bars for a armed robbing a Kwik-E-Mart store."
Bart Simpson: "(Gasp and shocked) Krusty."
Lisa Simpson: "Oh no!"
Scott Christain: "The reports was went to the cashier and grabbed the gun to threat for all the money in the paperbag...."
Patti ?: "So the truth comes out."
Bart Simpson: "(Tearfully) Oh, Krusty. How could you?!?"
Marge Simpson: "I know it's bad, But who know, Maybe he might turn out he is innocence all along."
Homer Simpson: "Earth to Marge, Earth to Marge, I was there. The clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y!"
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FBI Troops 1: "(Screams) COPYRIGHTED MATERIALS!!!"
FBI Troops 2: "Don't look at it."
FBI Troops 3: "Somebody sell me a ticket."
FBI CEO (Joe Biden): "Bring some earmuffs and blind fold. We have been trained for this. (Shoots Homer's laptop with his gun, and the digital projector goes static and grabs Homer from climbing over the fence) From now on, Homer. The only place where you are ever going to see a movie without buying a ticket is jail!"
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Krusty: "So have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwaaaazy Kwanza, a Tip-Top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Now a word from my god: Our sponsor!"
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Ned Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all... nothin' at all... nothin' at all..."
Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
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Sideshow Mel: "My childhood has been un-ruined!"
Joe Biden: "Listen up you freaks, You are all in violation of title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code."
Chief Wiggims: "Take it easy, They were just watching a movie. (The FBI Troops grabs Chief Wiggims' arm) Hey, My badge is poking at my chest."
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Marge: "Did you know what yesterday was?"
Homer: "Sure! Happy Anni-birth-intine's-Shark week?"
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Jeremy Freedman: ""Why did they have to cancel Futurama?!?""
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Scratchy: "AAAAH! *dies*"
Bart: "Aye Carumba!"
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