A parody film parodying many medieval adventure films. After Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt a child and notice he already has a beard and a six-pack, they decide to raise him as a Spartan. Years later, the spartan Leonidas is training his own son when he gets a message from a Persian messenger. He and the kingdom of Sparta have to comply to the demands of King Xerxes or else go to war. Not wanting to fall to Xerxes' corrupt rule, Leonidas and his Spartans declare war on Xerxes. They go on a perilous war journey despite the fact that the Oracle(Ugly Betty)forwarns him that he and his Spartans will die if the great king falls on them.