The Addams Family (1991)
Release: December 15, 1991

Gomez Addams (Raúl Juliá) laments the 25-year absence of his brother Fester (Christopher Lloyd), who disappeared after the two had a falling-out. Gomez spends each morning hitting golf balls off the roof, which often hit the windows of his neighbor, Judge George Womack (Paul Benedict), who gets repeatedly angered at this. Gomez's lawyer Tully Alford (Dan Hedaya) owes money to loan shark Abigail Craven (Elizabeth Wilson) and notices that her son Gordon closely resembles Fester. Tully proposes that Gordon pose as Fester to infiltrate the Addams household and find the hidden vault where they keep their vast riches. Tully and his wife Margaret (Dana Ivey) attend a séance at the Addams home led by Grandmama (Judith Malina), in which the family tries to contact Fester's spirit. Gordon arrives, posing as Fester, while Abigail poses as psychiatrist Dr. Pinder-Schloss and tells the family that Fester had been lost in the Bermuda Triangle for the past 25 years. The family decides to head out on a quest to find him.

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Gomez: "Good show, old man."
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Morticia: "Why don't you speak with Fester, darling? He's right outside the door."
Gomez: "I would speak with Fester if that WERE Fester. But, that is not! That's an impostor, an impostore! A charlatan! A sham! A counterfeit! A flimflam!"
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Girl Scout: "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
Wednesday Addams: "Are they made with real Girl Scouts?"
Pugsley: "Are they dead?"
Wednesday: "Does it matter?"
Dr. Pinderschloss: "Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?"
Gomez: "But, I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident."
Gomez: "Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?"
Fester: "You were a terrible mother! There! I said it."
Judge Womack: "DAMN YOU, ADDAMS!"
Gomez: "Sorry about that window, Judge. Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full!"
Judge Womack: "You moron!"
Gomez: "Ah ha! SHOWTIME!"
Gomez: "We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you."
Mortica: "He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entrée."
Morticia: "Thing, you're a handful."
Mortica: "Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job."
Sally Jessy Raphael: "Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet! -Sally Jessy Raphael"
Wednesday: "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."
Morticia: "Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack."
Mortica: "Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them. -Mortica"
Mortica: "Wednesday, play with your food."
Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted."
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