The Room
Release: June 27, 2003

Set in San Francisco, successful banker Johnny is happy with his life and his fiancée Lisa however despite a passionate love from Johnny Lisa feels a growing dissatisfaction with Johnny. Lisa then starts to have an affair with Johnny’s best friend Mark. This begins a downward spiral of events for Johnny as his life “tearing him apart. The Independent film, The Room, is often considered one of the worst films ever made growing a cult following. The film gained this status through various midnight screenings, Rifftrax, TheGuywiththeGlasses.com, and a yearly April Fool’s showing on Adult Swim Directed, produced, written and staring Tommy Wiseau.

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Lisa: "Denny, this is my mom. Mom, this is Denny."
Claudette: "How many people come in and out of this house every day? This is worse than Grand Central Station."
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Claudette: "All that shopping wore me out!"
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Claudette: "You expect to be happy! I haven't been happy since I married my first husband. I didn't even want to marry your father."
Lisa: "You never told me that!"
Claudette: "Well, it's true. All men are assholes."
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Peter: "[to Johnny and Mark] You guys prove my point. You're both weird."
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Mark: "[repeated line] What are you *doing*?"
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Mark: "[repeated line] What are you *doing*?"
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Mark: "Come on, it's clear."
Claudette: "What's clear?"
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Party Member #4: "Lisa looks hot tonight."
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Lisa: "It can't wait 'til later. I want to talk right now. You owe me one anyway."
Mark: "Okay. All right, what do you want to talk about?"
Lisa: "She's a stupid bitch."
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Johnny: "HI BABE!"
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Johnny: "[as Lisa comes down the stairs, changed into the red gown Johnny bought for her as a present earlier on] Wow, you look so sexy, Lisa!"
Lisa: "[twirls around as she reveals her figure and sways the dress] Isn't it fabulous?"
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Chris-R: "Hey, Denny."
Denny: "Chris-R. I've been lookin' for you."
Chris-R: "Yeah, sure you have. You have my money, right?"
Denny: "Yeah. It's comin'. It'll be here in a few minutes."
Chris-R: "What do you mean it's coming, Denny? Where's... my money?"
Denny: "Okay. Just- Just give me five minutes. Just give me five."
Chris-R: "Five minutes? You want five fucking minutes, Denny? You know what? I haven't got five fucking minutes! [Draws his gun, grabs Denny and pulls him towards the ground] I'm gonna ask you again, Denny. Where's my money?"
Denny: "I don't have anything."
Chris-R: "Where's my money, Denny? Where's my *fucking* money, Denny? What did you do with my fucking money?"
Denny: "I swear to God. It's coming."
Chris-R: "Where's my fuckin' money, Denny?"
Denny: "Put the gun down! [Johnny and Mark arrive, running to Denny to help him]"
Chris-R: "My fucking money! Where's my fucking money, Denny?"
Johnny: "What's with this guy?"
Chris-R: "Get off! You're fuckin' dead, Denny!"
Lisa: "What's going on here? Somebody help!"
Johnny: "Let's take him to the police."
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Lisa: "I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday, but I'm really not into it."
Claudette: "Oh? Why not?"
Lisa: "'Cause I'm in love with Mark, not Johnny. And here I am planning his party."
Claudette: "It's not right, Lisa. I still think you should marry Johnny! Now, you can't live on love. You need financial security."
Lisa: "But I'm not happy! And he still thinks I'm going to marry him next month. He's a fool."
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Mark: "Who are you calling a kid?"
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Mark: "[repeated line] What's going on here?"
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Johnny: "Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark."
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Johnny: "[his last lines] Why? Why is this happening to me? [pulls out a pistol] God forgive me."
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Johnny: "YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!"
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Johnny: "What - what's goin' on here?"
Mark: "[scoffs] You really don't know, do you?"
Johnny: "[shoving Mark] Maybe I know more than you think I do, Mark."
Mark: "Shit, all right?"
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Johnny: "Lisa, TALK to me, PLEASE!"
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