Sixteen Candles
Release: May 04, 1984

Samantha's life is going downhill fast. The fifteen-year-old has a crush on the most popular boy in school, and the geekiest boy in school has a crush on her. Her sister's getting married, and with all the excitement the rest of her family forgets her birthday! Add all this to a pair of horrendously embarrassing grandparents, a foreign exchange student named Long Duc Dong, and we have the makings of a hilarious journey into young womanhood.

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Nerds on school bus: "*imitates laser gun shots* ha ha. score. a direct hit."
Grandpa: "Damn kids and their rock n roll"
Dad: "We're eating at the Ricechex tonite"
Mom: "Rischex"
Ling Duk Dong: "Lake! Big lake!"
Caroline (to Farmer Ted): "Now we're both on The Pill!!!"
Caroline: "I can name 20 guys who would kill to love me."
Long Duk Dong: "OOOOOH Sexy girlfriend!!! Bon zie"
Grandpa Howard: "What was his name? Well, what did he want?"
Grandma Dorothy: "...Sex"
Grandma Helen: "Fred, leave her alone. You`ll make her tinkle."
Long Duk Dong: "No more yanky my wanky... the donger needs food."
Mike: "I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves."
Samantha: "I can't believe I'm actually going to consume this school hamburger."
Long Duk Dong: "AUTOMOBILE...?"
Caroline: "Don't be such a poop."
The Geek: "This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude."
Samantha: "I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."
The Geek: "I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me."
Grandma Helen: "Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies."
Ginny: "I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row."
Caroline: "I'll, uh, tell you where you are if you tell me who you are."
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