Some sources list John Morrissey as director of 9 1/2 Ninjas, while others credit Aaron Worth. There's no confusion, however, as to whom the "one-half" is. That honor goes to leading lady Andee Gray, who joins an all-male Ninja training group. Gray gets a big kick out of her lessons (no pun intended), until she realizes that she's been followed. It seems that a rival contingent of ninjas intends to assassinate her. And that's only one of the many surprises in store for the viewers of 9 1/2 Ninjas; this is no run-of-the-mill chopsocky effort, but a dizzy plunge into near-surrealism. — Hal Erickson

    Michael Phenicie - Joe Vogue
    Andee Gray - Lisa Thorne
    Robert Fieldsteel - Arnold Gruber
    Ralph Manza - Old Man
    Gerald Okamura - Master
    Tom "Tiny" Lister, Jr. - Cutter
    Don Stark - Sledge
    James Walker - Bum
    Kane Hodder
    Monty Hoffman - Isaac
    Magda Harout - Mrs. Gladys Vogue
    Barbara Leary - Dimitri
    Sharon Lee Jones - Zelda
    Rance Howard - Ninja Negotiator
    Paul Jabara - Mr. Ninja [Voice]