Fast Food (1990)

Two wacky guys find both romance and fortune in the hamburger business in this comedy. Augie (Clark Brandon) and Drew (Randal Patrick) are a pair of longtime students at Hopkins University who've been making a living by pulling one semi-legal scam after another for years, but one day the dean (J. Don Ferguson) decides he's had enough of their antics and gets rid of them the best way he knows how — he graduates them. Forced into the real world, the guys are looking for something resembling a career when Augie gets surprising news. His cousin Samantha (Tracy Griffith) runs a gas station where he works part time, but she's considering selling the place to Wrangler Bob Bundy (Jim Varney), the owner of a local burger chain who is convinced the gas station would be the perfect location for a new franchise. Drew figures if the place would be the right spot for a burger joint, they should open one themselves, and eventually Augie and Drew persuade Samantha to go along with the idea. The business gets off to a slow start, but things pick up when Drew's buddy Calvin (Lanny Horn) cooks up a special sauce for the burgers which has aphrodisiacal side effects. Wrangler Bob isn't about to give up without a fight, though, and hires corporate spy Dixie Love (Traci Lords) to get the inside scoop on the burger stand's sudden popularity. Fast Food also stars Kevin McCarthy, Michael J. Pollard, and Pamela Springsteen (Bruce's younger sister). — Mark Deming

Clark Brandon - Auggie
Randal Patrick - Drew
Tracy Griffith - Samantha
Michael J. Pollard - Bud
Lanny Horn - Calvin
Jim Varney - Wrangler Bob Bundy
Blake Clark - E.G. McCormick
Traci Lords - Dixie Love
Pamela Springsteen - Mary Beth Bensen
Randi Layne - Alexandra Lowell
Kevin McCarthy - Judge Reinholt
Terry Hobbs - Donald Frump III
Chris Edmonds - Billy Showboat
Stan Wakefield - Cowboy in Commercial
Tina Goetze - Margie
Don Dalton - Limo Driver
Scott Sowers - Cowboy in Commercial
Ron Culbreth - Comercial Director
Bruce Evers - Agent Dikworth
Jerry Campbell - Cowboy with Indigestion
Benji Wilhoite - Sonny
Muriel Moore - Wrangler Bobs Mama
J. Don Ferguson - Dean Witler
Thomas Merdis - Sign Workman